[uspol]
laughs but in an exhausted way

TLDR; current, trump-selected secretary of defense accidentally leaked top secret war plans.... via text.

to an Atlantic journalist

it's only been 3 months

I like the little "Text Jesse" note under the chyron

looking on, it's so nakedly obvious that jesse watters is Fox's poor man's replacement for tucker carlson

bc he's even stupider

also just. like.

nearly ten years ago, these guys were ranting about Hilary's private emails

oh my god

ah yes we've all texted classified military documents to /checks notes

journalists on signal before

and then added them to group chats where we discuss bombing targets. whoopsy-daisy!

I read that entire article and if my eyes got any bigger while reading it they would have fallen out of their sockets

mmmhmmm

this government is propped up on strings and billionaires

who needs national security anyway

We deserve to be invaded over this. It'll suck because at least half of the people in this country are completely innocent of inviting the wrath of other countries down on us, but oh my god

the shrewd among them may be hoping for the invasion though, because an active war would be an easy way to excuse their shit. so I hope we don't get invaded.

this is awful but also the funniest thing to come out of this administration