give me a pokemon and i will rate it according to a secret system
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give me a pokemon and i will rate it according to a secret system
give me a pokemon and i will rate it according to a secret system
Gabiluzbad
Tropius
izzy.vrm
chatot
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criteria one: 3/5 criteria two 5/5 criteria three 1/5.
criteria one: 3/5 criteria two 5/5 criteria three 1/5.
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izzy.vrm
: 
criteria one: 4/5 criteria two 2/5 criteria 3: 5/5
criteria one: 4/5 criteria two 2/5 criteria 3: 5/5
raihee
vileplume
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raihee
: Criteria one: 3/5 criteria two 0/5 criteria three uhhhh lemme look up... yeah you think you might be able to but you can't. 0/5
raihee
Oh no... but I understand and trust your clandestine ratings system!
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raihee
oh! I hope one of the rankings is if it's a lap Mon.
wolfgirl winter
eevee classic
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wolfgirl winter
: criteria one 5/5 criteria two 3/5 criteria three 5/5
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raihee
: that's pretty close!
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vulpix
raihee
hehehe
wolfgirl winter
nice,
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Frozen Time
: criteria one 5/5 criteria two 2/5 criteria three 5/5. Very similar to Eevee. criteria two isn't hard data for a lot of Pokemon, but I'm extrapolating a little based on real animals if possible
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dragapult
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Criteria one: 3/5 criteria two 3/5 criteria three uhhh. 3/5 as well, I'd say...?
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Maybe 2/5 on second...?
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pikachu
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Criteria One: 4/5 you know what you guessed this irl I'll give it to you, scent 3/5 criteria three: famously 5/5
big woop
Clodsire
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big woop
: 
Criteria one: 1/5 for poison point clodsire, 4/5 for water absorb clodsire! scent: 3/5 I mean it's a mud poison animal but mud doesn't really smell bad. Nice natural aroma really criteria 3... 2/5, more possible than vileplume at least but look at that thing
Criteria one: 1/5 for poison point clodsire, 4/5 for water absorb clodsire! scent: 3/5 I mean it's a mud poison animal but mud doesn't really smell bad. Nice natural aroma really criteria 3... 2/5, more possible than vileplume at least but look at that thing
Frozen Time
/squints is criteria 1 pettability? pretty sure 3 is scoopability or something close to it
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Frozen Time
: nailed it!!
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Overall score is how huggable the Pokemon is but that required me to take multiple criteria into account
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Texture, scent, and how easy it is to get your arms around it!
Frozen Time
i did it, i solved the puzzle
big woop
Ah yes. Clodsire is the less huggable woop evolution, for sure
dragon time
its the poison spikes that come out of the purple spots that do it
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I bet it still feels like a waterbed tho
big woop
Hug slowly and carefully
raihee
damn I should have asked about whimsicott
raihee
that feels like a 5/5 across the board
dragon time
Oh yeah, super fluffy, not too big but big enough to really squeeze, and plant types usually smell really nice unless they are poison
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
ZORUA
ZORUA
raihee
wolfgirl winter
which is the best eeveelution to hug
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ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
: 5/5, it does get the same ding on scent Vulpix does because foxes are famously quite rank, but this one does illusions so I figure it's less... scentmarky than Vulpix. Soft and scoopable.
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raihee
: 5/5
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wolfgirl winter
: Sylveon can hug back but I think it's gotta be Flareon unless it's already super hot out
dragon time
fluffy and a high core temp
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
huggable
wolfgirl winter
flareon would be cozy in winter it's true
big woop
Which eeveelution is worst to hug?
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Umbreon sweats poison but I think it's fine when it's not sweating. Jolteon is spiky all the time.