I have spent all day preparing to entertain and then entertaining and now I am in my basement trying to remember how to be a person again.

You’re a dock gremlin, not a person! Or a human traffic cone, take your pick

Yes please I just wanna go wear my traffic cone costume and wave at cars.

:3

hey happy almost birthday, you.

Thanks!

be good to you!

lol

You can dress like a traffic cone tomorrow