

where am i
reminder folks; if you get a charley horse in ur leg (twisting sensation), IMMEDIATELY get up and put all your weight on it


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it will go away instantly

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(reminding bc i just almost got one and remembered this trick and thank goodness)

mey ♡
YES IS THE BEST LIFE HACK

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it is my fault for constantly thrashing about in my bed as if i am being murdered. i like a good twisting around stretch

lordly trashcan
holy shit really?? that's the secret?

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yes

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it has worked literally every time i've tried it

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i do not know the anatomical science behind it so it's obviously a magic spell

shrimp colors
oh i remember when i taught you that trick

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it is truly a magic spell

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WAS THAT YOU??? fam i did not recall

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u saved my life

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yeah you were complaining about how one had woken you up and i was like "stand on it"

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and the face you made was so funny i still remember it

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it was the face of "i straight up do not believe on you this is bullshit"

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BECAUSE "STAND ON LEG THAT HURTS" IS THE MOST BULLSHIT SOUNDING ADVICE

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AND THEN I DID IT AND THAT'S WHY IT'S A MAGIC SPELL

big juicy
oh the one i always did when i got a cramp in my calf was to specifically do calf stretches

Tisiphone
I also stand by this trick

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my housemate just hearing this yowling thing flip out of bed and hop around her room: ah, cramp again huh

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so I did some reading and it looks like the anatomical reason is basically "when stand up muscle stop cramp bc body knows cramp while standing impractical"

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human bodies are so fucking stupid

𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
it's with great sadness I must report I think the human body was made badly lmao

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"uh oh, leg cramps while standing is ill advised? guess i better stop!"

𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
I've never tried this trick though so I'll def try it next time I have one

James
I've never tried that!!

𝗟𝘂𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗲
I’d say I’ll try this next time I have one but I just know I’ll only remember this useful fact afterwards

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DIFFERENT RL STUFF BUT AAAAAAAA
building move for work was today instead of tomorrow


inadequate tits
whuh-oh

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I'm hot bc i didn't dress for this


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they moved the schedule up
i have an appointment today
am i a joke to you

