Uuuugh my RSS aggregator just sent out an email announcing they're rolling out AI features. That's not your job. You're supposed to be a bastion of web 2.0 functionality. No one who knows what RSS is wants AI summaries.

Looks like for the moment it's a premium feature but still. Uuuugh.

I'm so exhausted by AI summaries, like

there's a big SUMMARIZE EMAIL button on gmail now and i'm like

fucking no! I have enough trouble getting people to actually carefully read my emails as it is!

I wrote them on purpose!

Who is out here AI summarizing their OWN writing???

...also now that I think of it I don't think RSS is even web 2.0, I think it might be the rare 1.0 holdout?

2.0 was like, social media and algorithms right

Cool! Something nobody asked for or wants!

yeah like. rss is for old people who chose it deliberately, at this point