Mouth Powers
why our characters not date???
Mouth Powers
which, given that I have two undateable a-spec teens and one ho, is more like "why is your character not dating Jedao" but
omnomivore
Baby kitten. Baby. Kitten.
Mouth Powers
i was saying to sage that i think Later when he is a Full Grown God
Mouth Powers
all his warlocks and paladins and clerics are going to have a hard "don't hurt cats or no more magic for you" rule down at the bottom
Mouth Powers
and there's so much theological huff about like. The Reasons Why Cats Are Symbolic Of and Sacred To Vengeance but it's just. personal
omnomivore
awwww
omnomivore
Wait until he learns about pigeons
Mouth Powers
oh man
Mouth Powers
fortunately he is MOSTLY going to pre-modern societies where pigeons would still be kept
Mouth Powers
but if he ever visits Nadia in modernish NYC he will HAVE A THOUGHT
Kira🌵
Zhao Yunlan is assigned family by past inmate connection and Hakkai's not dating him because they skipped directly to the lifelong commitment stage
Nammah!
I think it's mostly because Sokie is too femme, and she's more fascinated then interested? and Aerith is more of a warden to warden relationship
Lady Stardust
because they're her nephews
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
John: they are
Saga: too femme
Vincent: too taken but also he'd probably be EXTREMELY wary
Max: ????
Florian: ...I mean they're kinda going places
Mouth Powers
I think Jedao feels very keenly how easy it would be to harm Max just because....he knows at least a little bit how much isolation can shape a person
Mouth Powers
and as glorious as Max's shoulders are, Jedao does not take that kind of loneliness lightly, and he wouldn't want to initiate anything if he weren't ready to give a lot more than a bit of fun
Mouth Powers
but in terms of those Big Chunks of his heart, he's taken
Mouth Powers
so he'll just feel platonically protective and aesthetically appreciative and leave the intense entanglements to Justine
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
indeed indeed. he honestly is pretty demi so I don't think he'd really vibe with casual in that way but they're cute friends
Mouth Powers
also
Mouth Powers
Jedao: I can't, that's Justine's boo
Mouth Powers
John: ????
Mouth Powers
Jedao: no with you it's fine
Mouth Powers
nobody make him make sense
Mouth Powers
consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds etc
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
John: ...no no, it makes sense to me
Mouth Powers
there's a lot of john to go around tbh
Jay
a ) nephew b ) HIS BABY
pharadyne
they sort of are, but never in the traditional dinner or movies or coffee sort of way. kinkdate.
Mrs Sheepie
bc apparently arthur was edging him for two years without realising
sword gremlin 🔪
Cloud used to work for Jedao so now he's in the bossman category XD Bashir, however, would flirt with Jedao in a heartbeat...except they'd probably need to talk about that whole breach interrogation murder thing first >_>
Mouth Powers
this is, tbh, not a dealbreaker
sword gremlin 🔪
Bashir agrees!
Ms Properpants
/gestures to the jealousy mess that is Jedao-Hakkai-Gojyo
Ms Properpants
As for Sebastian and Jedao... I don't know?? Sebastian is too "my teenage stepson"-coded? Jedao has self-control?
Mouth Powers
honestly Jedao doesn't have a lot of standards but he does have some
Mouth Powers
he wants to be Actually Wanted
Ms Properpants
Ah, yeah. That'd do it.
Mouth Powers
if he's not Sebastian's Master, then sebastian is super indifferent to him in any romantic/sexual capacity, and if he WERE sebastian's master, he'd be super hung up on the consent issues
Mouth Powers
he doesn't necessarily need to be cared about - see Kujen - but at least wanted and maybe obsessed over!!!
Mouth Powers
Jedao enjoys being the cool stepmom who knows Sebastian Doesn't Like Tea :3
shobogan
it is best for everyone that jedao isn't interested in that sense, because madelyne would blow it up
shobogan
she has come a v long way in a lot of places but "having an even slightly healthy or functional romantic or sexual relationship, especially with men" sure ain't one of them. FORTUNATELY jedao is her brother instead
Mouth Powers
it's still so funny to me that Maddie and Zerxus BOTH have elaborate black and red and gold pointy hell aesthetic cabins and Jedao is like. :3 how homey
Mouth Powers
reminds me of my dear warship before he betrayed me and fucked off :')
shobogan
plurk why did you not tell me about this response it's delightful
Kira🌵
Hakkai, under his breath: is that the same warship that slut-shamed you
Mouth Powers
well yes but if you want to be pissed at him there are better reasons
shobogan
maddie like, no we can multitask <3
Mouth Powers
maybe he didn't understand the human implications
Kira🌵
oh Hakkai will fight a warship for multiple reasons
Kira🌵
he's also a great grudge multitasker
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