ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
it is too soon into this book to be having feelings + my ongoing GoT and HotD commentary
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
george we are going to have to fight
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i'm going to have to unpack why this entire chapter hit me so hard in therapy lmao but
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
https://images.plurk.com/3iDb7A6MYApY4rydWatYsZ.jpg
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
WHY DID THAT HURT
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF JON SNOW
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i never got this far at any point and don't hardly remember the show at this point too so big ???? for me lmao
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i always knew sam's deal from the show but the inner thoughts are OOF
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
jon is avoiding his friends and constructing a commanding exterior and taking his job very seriously is he ok
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Uhh... is this ADWD?
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
NAH
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
He's not ok
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
if AFFC this is all you will be seeing of Jon
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
But if it helps Jon pulled some actual bullshit that you won't know about until ADWD.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
You will get the same scene they had together from Jon's POV.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
And it's pretty funny what Sam thinks is important and what Jon thinks is important and is like UGH SAM SKIP TO THE END about
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
When you read that scene in ADWD, come back and read this chapter again. But no, Jon is not ok.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
He's definitely decided that he can't have friends anymore and he needs to be taken seriously and he's just gonna have to deal with being lonely for the next fifty years (if the ice zombies don't kill them all first or they don't starve to death or w/e, nbd, nbd, ha ha!)
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
If you read the chapter from Jon's POV and then reread it from Sam's or kind of look at them in parallel after reading Jon's version you definitely get a feel for how exhausted and overwhelmed Jon is and where his priorities are.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
diabolical
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
from a writing standpoint that is an excellent way to use shifting points of view
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
One thing I will say though is that Jon is actually now pushing seventeen here. For some reason people think he's still 14-15. It's not noted in the text but with the natural passage of time, he most likely has his 17th birthday at some point in ADWD (the show ages them up so he'd be more like 21 or 22 at the time of the shankening).
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
People sat around and figured it out years ago. Some stuff is nebulous, some stuff is very carefully timed out. (The amount of time Jon is with the Wildlings before he gets romantically involved with Ygritte is especially nebulous, IMO.)
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
yeah they aren't clear about the time but i just assumed a year or two had passed just based on the amount of time it takes to go anywhere and do anything
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
but i imagine that's harder to pick out unless you're thinking about it
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
About a year passes between the first and second book (there's a line somewhere in a Jon chapter in ACOK that I think says something like that he's been there about a year, or that his nameday has come and gone or something)
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Then another year before the end of ADWD
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
I think it's like 2.5 years all told, but the Dany chapters in AGOT start earlier than the rest of the story
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
I have some small quibbles with a few of the entries on this, but the people who made it give their reasoning; it had a bunch of contributors and it's relatively solid.
ASOIAF Timeline - Vandal Proof
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
oh this is good and very detailed
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
and the distances!!
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
I think they probably have the Great Ranging either starting earlier than it actually does or they have Jon with the Free Folk a little longer than he actually is or something (although I think they're right on about his relationship with Ygritte actually only lasting a couple of weeks)
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
But for the most part it's really carefully thought out. Although GRRM has said he's kind of intentionally vague about some things that he really doesn't want people to overthink or be able to nail down.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
(I think he said that about the stuff around what's going on with Stannis in the unpublished TWOW material.)
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
this is way more planned out than a lot of timelines and i'm pretty forgiving about it when something is unclear
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
it's not like the warcraft timeline where everything happens in the same year all at once and then a year at a time after that because it's a video game lmao
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Yeahhhhhhh
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Also I am prone to measuring out time in these books in Jon Units because that's all I really have to know, and that's a fallacy peculiar to me. Other people will have other perceptions.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
a long time ago I probably would have had a stronger bias for perceiving things from the POVs of Dany, Sansa, and Tyrion.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
One tremendous plotting issue I suspect GRRM is having is that he desperately needs a time skip somewhere for his plot to work, both for Dany's dragons getting embiggened enough and for putting Bran on the throne at the end via his own worldbuilding rules (which is supposedly really and truly his plan, or was as late as 2019).
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
And the way he's written this, it's hard to put it in anywhere. Maybe after he kings up Jon.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
I could possibly see some room for it somewhere in TWOW or between there and ADOS, but he has sure created a plotting problem in the form of the Stannis storyline.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
But if he gets Dany, Jon, and whoever is on the throne in King's Landing into stable positions for a while, and kills Stannis off, maybe he can time skip then.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
(Supposedly, the reason he couldn't do it where he wanted to, which I think was around where you are now in the books, was that Stannis's plot couldn't be stalled -- if I am remembering correctly. It needed to be resolved and there was no good way to slow it down.)
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
yeah at this point they're discussing stannis taking over the nightfort and repurposing the gift and probably wanting to burn mance
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i did not like what they did with stannis in the show because it didn't make sense to me so interested to see it this way
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
There's a lot about the Night's Watch that's handled slightly differently in the show and I think I understand why in each instance, including the Stannis stuff, but the book version is super interesting
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
(in the case of the Stannis stuff it's like, the general audience would never have been up for learning the names of a bunch of random knights and wildlings who are Around and never do much, and they also didn't have the budget: the show ran out of money in S4 and had to beg HBO, so in S5 you see a lot of Budget Tradeoff Decisions with chess move vibes.)
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
it was mostly the shireen bit i didn't care for because it didn't seem in line with his character at that point even if he was in a bad way and running out of supplies or whatever (i forget the exact reasons but they weren't good enough lmao)
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Oh, that's happening 😬
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
But it hasn't happened in the books yet.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
then they need to explain it better because the logic in the show wasn't great
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Three "holy shit" moments that came directly from George and that is one.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Yeah, right now Stannis isn't even in a position to do it, geographically.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
but book!stannis is more on board with the whole religion thing than show stannis? show stannis didn't convince me on that end and at least he has the sword in the book
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Like, where the books stand.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
The sword is fake -- no heat. It's a glamour.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
yeah i figured
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
but at least he has it
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i remember when maester aemon asked about it
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
But yeah, even the books have a ways to go to be more convincing about Stannis doing any sacrificing. And there's a lot of debate about it because it's definitely Stannis doing it, not Melisandre or Selyse deciding to do it behind his back.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
He might send word that it has to be done, but it's still his choice.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
yeah it was mostly that as much as we'd seen/been told about stannis at that point in the show it made it feel out of character
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Also, the mechanics and timing of that threatening letter from Ramsay to Jon are very different between the books and the show -- that's in Jon's last ADWD chapter, so you have a ways to go before you get there.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
(It touches on Stannis and Shireen.)
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i think stannis is a neat character even if he's not really my type of character so i think it will be interesting to see how he gets there
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
because he didn't even want to sacrifice eadric storm
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
the show gave us stannis the mannis though
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Oh, the mannisfesto was from the book fandom I think (LOL)
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
Stannis the Mannis
i've seen this too many times over the years
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
It started in the book fandom!
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
oh brilliant
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
lmao
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
A lot of guys just... don't pay many attention to Stannis's flaws (his rigidity) and like how he follows through on his promises, actually comes to the North's aid, promotes Davos, etc etc etc.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
people completely ignoring major parts of a character shouldn't surprise me but i'm always ??? when it is a basic trait of the character lol
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
This used to be pretty endemic on r/asoiaf prior to about like 2017 or so (the show kind of killed it, esp with the knowledge that Stannis burning Shireen was a plot point that came from GRRM) -- there was a huge Stannis bloc there.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Think nerdy dudebro types who watch Shadversity and are into the SCA.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
ah
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
they really thought he had a chance at winning the throne and some also thought he might marry Dany. There's a lot of fic out there about Shireen as his heir.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
But definitely not as prevalent as it was about a decade back. A lot of people think the Night Lamp theory (at that link) is almost set in stone going to happen in TWOW, though.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i figured things at the end were grrm plot points but given the budget/writing issues they were not allowed to be achieved in any way that didn't look like an assassination of established character traits so i've always blamed that on HBO/D&D
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
S8 was like a sketch of a plot
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
also i was definitely even harder on the show after i came back to it because i had stopped watching it until uhhh lemme check
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
yeah season 6
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
my friend coaxed me back to watch the light of the seven scene lol
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
there is a meme about the show that's the "horse drawing" thing where s6 is suddenly photographic again
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Esp the last few episodes
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Most of s6 is kind of... decent... ish... albeit annoying in parts... and then they smack you at the end with two legendary episodes (depending on how much you want to nitpick the battle of the bastards, which I don't)
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
(It's my special boy, haters can step off! I have definitely heard the nitpicks though (LOL) )
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
(It's like s5 being a death spiral of a once great show and then suddenly, Hardhome.)
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
However, as you've probably picked up from my plurks, it's pretty widely argued in the fandom fandom (like, fic and RP) that S8 was totally made up by the showrunners and doesn't represent GRRM's plans at all (even though Isaac was told that King Bran is indeed GRRM's endgame,
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
and various people were told for a long time that Dany would never get the Iron Throne)
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
I think the most generous interpretation from the available official information is that HBO wanted to sell merch (keeping characters popular as long as possible), and D&D wanted to be subtle and not do any more exposition than they thought was necessary (they were wrong), and maybe that's too generous.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Diana Gabaldon, who has discussed GRRM's planned plot points with him, has said in the press that that was his planned ending, with a different story written around it. How true that is, though, idk.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
This makes people in the fandom really mad. (The Dany Extremists on Tumblr and Twitter in particular have gone completely in the direction of "that's all totally fake, the show and showrunners are evil, Our Queen has been slandered!" but also demonize Jon and the Starks in general pretty heavily on the basis of the show.)
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
(And those people have themselves totally convinced that Dany is the main hero of the books and will have a triumphant "does everything and gets everything" ending. There's a separate crew that's the same way about Sansa.)
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
I'm just like... s8 is a sketch of a plot that's missing so much connective tissue because (and this is established in behind the scenes material) the showrunners didn't want to overexplain. So they underexplained.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
But even if it had been done really well, I think people would still reject it, because they just don't like it... they do not like the plot direction and ultimate fates of most of these characters, they did not want tragic endings... and that's on GRRM for not having finished the source material before the show aired.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
And if that's not his ending, cool.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
hehehe i love this background info
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
and yeah my biggest complaint was always basically "show your work" lol so this tracks
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
and i get how people didn't want tragic endings but also
everything about this canon from the start has been like this why are y'all surprised
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
and book dany gives you a look inside her head that makes me feel like you can see her potential early on to make that sort of flip if more bad things keep happening because anger, grief, paranoia, and incredible power is a hell of a drug
but lol dany stans would never agree
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Dany haters in the book fandom (who suck -- they way over-hate this 16-year-old abuse survivor who has good intentions and just wants a safe home and a happy marriage) were using her last chapter in ADWD to predict badness, which seems unfair. It's ambiguous, has a lot of hallucinations.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
It's the chapter that corresponds to the end of s5 of the show, where she's stuck in the middle of nowhere with Drogon after flying out of the assassination attempt in the fighting pit. Her situation is a lot worse in the book.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
She kind of seems to be on a knife's point and could go either way, depending on what happens. "More dragony in the immediate future" for sure.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Oh, sorry, I totally wandered off in the middle of a thought! So, back in the day, before S8, they used to say that that chapter was totally evidence that you'd see a bad ending where she was an endgame villain. And I don't personally think it's enough evidence on its own. It's too ambiguous.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
It definitely presents a possibility that she's in danger of going either way depending on what happens to her.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Those people made Dany's most intense stans incredibly defensive about her. So I think there can be a tendency to overcorrect. Grey areas in fandom are difficult (this is also a problem with Catelyn: people have been so sexist about her that now it's difficult to have fair and accurate discussions of her flaws).
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Dany is complicated and means well and thinks she is the only person who can do certain things, or is obligated to do certain things, and bad stuff keeps happening to her.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i'm a quarter of the way through this already because i'm enjoying it
i love all the new POVs
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
cersei is delusional
jaime continues to go through it
the side characters that are also added worldbuilding
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i love whatever's going on over there on the iron islands i've always been curious about their local flavour
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
and as for dany
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
dany on the show had that same issue as jon where a lot of her character was lost onscreen because she puts up a stoic front and you only get as much of what's going on in her head as they're able to convey
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
plus her age lol
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
she's definitely complicated in either case but iirc the show sort of framed it like "this happen because her targaryen switch flipped" when in the text there is so many more layers
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
and actually i laughed when that came up like uh oh lol
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
just giving dany an intrusive thought she didn't need
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
oh lol i gotta say
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i'm glad i'm reading this part having read fire & blood and seen house of the dragon
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
because every time they refer to something i know what they're talking about lol
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
like they keep bringing up criston cole and it's really funny and ominous lmao
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
cRiStOn CoLe what could it meaaaaaaaan
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
aside from "don't be him"
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
LMAO yeah
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
it's so funny when you know Fire and Blood didn't come out until 2018 so all these Criston Cole references are just floating
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
then as of last summer it's like "oh and he's banging Alicent and getting lectures from her brother and starting to feel real bad about it"
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
jaime brought him up and then doran martell's daughter is seducing arys oakheart with the same story and i'm like
lol oh buddy
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
it makes it all so much funnier
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
that chapter must've been so different without that context lol
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
are we sure that Lyanna Stark is the ghost haunting the narrative?

𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Hey Jaime are you thinking about how Criston Cole was... hand... 🤚
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
LOL
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
ok i constantly feel bad and think it's really funny that cersei never misses an opportunity to make a comment
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
I'll show myself out (also echoes of Orys Baratheon eventually losing a hand back in the day and being all (lonely) about it)
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
it's GRRM who's really rubbing Jaime's nose in it, to be fair
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
my weakness for men struggling to find purpose
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
and he's doing weird stuff with "hand of the king" and Jaime the swordsman losing a hand and other prominent characters in the past losing a hand. I'm sure that someone at some point has sat down and made notes on all the hand losses and metaphors and comments and stuff, because it's this whole thing in these books.
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Hand pins, chains of hands, it gets straight up weird.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i love the chain of hands it's so weird
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Esp that it's what Shae was strangled with
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Did you notice that Shae only went to Tywin because Cersei reneged on her part of their deal and said "actually I'm not giving you anything until you deliver Sansa to me"
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
oh yeah lol the entire sequence of tyrion's escape, the murder, and the funeral + the aftermath is way more fucked with all the details and context
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
they did not have a hard time conveying the dysfunction in the family in the show but it's even more now lmao
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
also
canon reviewing and lol
the line where viserys is like "lemme guess lord strong you're going to suggest harwin breakbones is the best match for rhaenyra"
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
that would've solved some problems huh
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
it's top tier history when all the best solutions are dodged lmfao
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
lmao yeah
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i am entertained because it's the perfect anatomy of a disaster where if something had been done anywhere along this chain of events none of this would've happened but lol lmao here we are
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
also the surrender scene is still my favourite thing ever
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
daemon showing up at the wedding after viserys exiled him is always so funny to me
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
https://images.plurk.com/2wBUrdYVOzLLRKCaBmA5w7.jpg
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
never wrong
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
is it time for me to go back to August 2022 in my camera roll? because I can
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
https://images.plurk.com/73qLznTcHfirTgYPId5xR7.jpg
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
LOL
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
my favourite thing about that scene is how paddy and matt really got along with each other in terms of playing them as brothers and so daemon has this smarmy look on his face when he walks in because part of it is daemon being daemon but part of it is just the energy of fucking with your older brother lol
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
yes (LOL)
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
there's always a little bit of both
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i should be doing work but alas i am in brain rot because I've had to think about characterisation things lol
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
and god there was an ambition question lol
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
and one thing i always wish we had details on is like... intent
because daemon does a lot where it's like
what exactly were you thinking and what did you expect was gonna happen
and at the same time i like that it's nebulous but also as an rper sometimes it's nice to know things
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
I've always treated it as what he was thinking is that he wants to do something and what he expects will happen is something to deal with whenever he gets there
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
the problem is that he doesn't really care or think about how this affects other people lmao
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
but it's also his approach to things like war
if he planned or used strategy better maybe he would've realised that his tactics were going to drive the pirates into the caves but it's like
they are pirates and he has dragons this will be over soon
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
also lol i mean
blood and cheese
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
rhaenyra figured out real late that he is just chaotic stupid
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
because almost everything had some kind of negative blowback but he operated under the assumption that viserys would never really punish him for real
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
if that was calculated it's extra dumb lol
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
don't ask permission just say you're sorry later i won the war i started for you bro
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
after viserys died all the choices were just bad lol
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
>we need harrenhal and the riverlands i'll go get it
>goes to harrenhal
>how do i get the riverlands
>lol ok join me or burn
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
THAT WAS THE WHOLE PLAN
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
I've inevitably been over this before but i never quite got to the point where I'm comfy with my characterisation when i went on hiatus so lol here we go again
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
I just watched 2.2 again the other day and their confrontation is just MY FAVORITE THING
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
dw she can't figure him out either, no one who thinks anything through can
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
daemon is just Do
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
If he's driving the pirates into the caves he probably figures they have to come out sooner or later and then: dragons
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
"I did not think they would be so eager to die"
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
he probably just assumes everyone is going to surrender to dragons sooner or later and also no one is ever really going to punish him because Prince Daemon
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
this kind of makes sense, actually
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑 : I LOVE IT because you can watch her realising in real time
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
like "oh my god i thought you were like cool and/or smart at one time you were supposed to be HELPING??"
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
02x05 is always the funniest fucking episode
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
daemon like as he suggests war crimes in the most unsubtle way possible
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
and he was like so proud of himself
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
also THAT scene but the entire harrenhal experience is a+
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
so many ships in this show i would read fanfiction for but i'm too lazy to sift through and find any
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
daemon the least clever player giving himself the smartest boy award
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
classic
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
YES
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
it's his self congratulatory "GOTTEM" face at the end
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
soon to be i can't believe everyone hated this
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
the scene where he threatens simon with the knife is the best
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i keep saying they're all the best but
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
that one is especially unhinged
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
caraxes in the parking lot like PLEASE
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
also i'm still reading the book but i don't have any specific commentary about that other than jaime remains a constant threat but i don't have anything specific in mind i could think of to do in rp lmao
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i love gwayne so much
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
such good casting
𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖟𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞.
Gwayne was SUCH good casting my god
𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖟𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞.
I was a Freddie Fox stan anyway but man he’s just perfect
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
YES he is just like chef kiss his father's son
like they must tell him he looks like his father when he was young because i can just see it
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
me in loving otto hightower hours because his rivalry with daemon is just my everything
𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖟𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞.
Honestly some of those Otto and Daemon rivalry moments were when Matt Smith really locked in for me as amazing casting, because NO ONE does the twinkly eyes of mischief quite like him
𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖟𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞.
Like when he’s just actively winding Otto up and Viserys has to calm Otto down, and Daemon’s sitting there like
𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖟𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞.
Wow my autocorrect really didn’t like Viserys’ name just there lmao
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
YEAH
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
that was when i was like oh no
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
because i have a type.........
𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖟𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞.
I truly thought Daemon was going to be The One for me too, but then they rolled out a significantly worse version of him and I was Gone
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
LOL
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
i have considered that i could probably play aemond it's true... just a different set of issues
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
viserys and daemon got me though because they are just like a couple of long time OCs except daemon's problems are all spicy and unresolved
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
bisexuals winning
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Otto is also just A++, so well-played, Rhys is an acting treasure
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
yesssss i have been really enjoying him this rewatch
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
because i always watch things like 300 times and keep noticing things
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
also lol Simon : "Consort."
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
IT'S MY FAVOURITE THING
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
The best thing
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
Diabolical
𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖟𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞.
Omg I had my friends over for a HOTD watch last night (they haven’t seen it) and we got to consort and everyone YELLED LMAO
𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖟𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞.
Like a collective OOOOOOOOO
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
https://images.plurk.com/FpgrxzphFEsKicvkqqPq4.gif
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
also thinking about aemond bringing up how daemon got banished https://images.plurk.com/5SjO3ous24xwskklL6HaXX.png
𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖟𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞.
LMFAO he’s like a roach (affectionate) you just can’t get rid of him
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
lmao jaime...
https://images.plurk.com/3BVVtGp3FUhXuXo88oTeds.jpg
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
extremely mature grown ass man
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
jace: what if we got other people to ride dragons i think that would be a great idea
jace: no not like that
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
god i love his lil teen attitude
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
rhaenyra meeting addam hurts me physically she is just so HOPEFUL
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
ikrrrrr the utter disbelief and excitement she's riding
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
the gods have spoken
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
now begins me wanting to shake corlys lmao my GUY PLEASE DO SOMETHING
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
i just rewatched the beginning of 2x08 and the fact that he's planning to HEAD BACK OUT TO SEA just
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
what my guy
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
omfg i forgot about oscar tully
why haven't i watched this a million times yet it's so fucking funny
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
oh now i am not on my phone and pLURK UPDATES
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
i swear he was my favorite surprise of the season kflhjgkl
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
iT'S SO GOOD LOL
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
like where he leans in like "do you want our army or not?"
and daemon leans in like he is really considering saying whatever he wants to say and then changes his mind lol
𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑
simon the whole time sWEATING
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
lmao the "oh dear"
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
HOWLING the scene with viserys
ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡʏʀᴍ
this guy and his awkward camping trips with alicent...
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surreal experience at the chiropractor where i had my tshirt on with all the hotd dragons on it and he was like
WOW I LOVE THAT SHOW and wanted to know the names of everyone on the shirt
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he loves vermithor (he told me this twice)
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