“Your order will be delivered by a courier in the next 2 - 5 days. To guarantee delivery, an adult should be present during that time.”

... yeah that’s some bullshit.

That is the smallest time window given.

For a signature-required package (meds)

Even I, currently out of work on injury, cannot guarantee I’ll be home for that long.

... so you just what. need to hang out for that 72 hour window and hope for the best?

fff oh my god

wtf