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so, how about them mets?
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: i feel this.
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today i am just
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existing.
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rats took over our treasury.
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guess ethan klein is trying to claim hasan groomed him???
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aren't they like the same age??
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: ethan is 39. hasan is 33.
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i know grooming can happen to adults. predators do groom the people around them into believing they're safe, normal human beings.
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so they can have character witnesses to gasp, "but they were always nice to me!" when a survivor comes forward
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but like... ethan.
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he's claiming that hasan misled and groomed him.
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: Ethan Klein is taking Hasan Piker being against GENOCIDE really hard.
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Debate Me Ethan Klein.
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MAN, IT'S COLD.
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A FEATURE FILM LENGTH VIDEO ESSAY ON A TACKY ROMANCE AUTHOR WHO HASN'T COMMITTED ANY REAL CRIMES TO REAL PEOPLE.
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: you see, she writes about people doing things like fucking in restaurants.
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oh definitely worth a feature length fucking essay
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also many people keep getting mad at her writing a scene about parents laughing about the size of their newborn son's balls.
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which happens.
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because cishets are fucking weird.
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i honestly thought she was just being a weirdo too until i was watching at a delivery and labor nurse channel and the nurse was YES, THE BALLS ARE BIG. STOP GIGGLING OVER THEM.
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SWELLING FROM AMNOITIC FLUID.
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i keep seeing takes that are like 'cozy fiction is fashy' and i want to take the word away.
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cozy horror doesn't make sense, and honestly, i think it comes from people who want spooky things but don't have the best words to describe shit.
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but is it FASH?
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it's pretty clear that many leftist authors would rather scream about cozy fiction and such than confront the fash in the oval office.
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better to blame the Unpalatable Queers than the actual facists in charge 
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: You see, wanting to read cozy fiction is a clear sign that you're pppphhhhhffffttttt
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LOOK, I AM ANNOYED BY THE BABY GAYS WHO CAN'T HANDLE SPICE, BUT I KNOW THEY'RE NOT THE ENEMY.
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EXACTLY
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Oh dear, GFM dropped another controversial tweet that has upset folks. "Stop talking about your novel and write it."
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Good advice!
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For once!
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stop booing her she's right
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: People are calling her ableist.
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Others are yelling at her for being unrealistic.
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Commit time theft, folks.
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