I am done adulting. I need an adultier adult to adult all this adult stuff for me. I quit. if you need me (and gods help you if you need me) I will be in my bed, in my Cthulu pajamas with my tentacle wig on my head, under the heated blankets, eating ice cream and reading fantasy books about elemental house witches, and ogres who run bookshops

Sounds like a good plan.

Tell me more about these ogres who run bookshops....

/draws huge hearts around you

That sounds like the best kind of self care