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What-if Wednesday!
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suggest an AU/fusion/divergence and I will Ramble
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my favorite always
shobogan
i'd imagine jedao would be bound up in Mister Sinister Bullshit
shobogan
krakoa even had like. soul files
Mrs Sheepie
i think we've discussed jedao in malevolent before but still
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Kujen and Sinister do certainly Share A Vibe
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OKAY so here is there full thing for my /waves hands/ Malovecraft AU
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bearing in mind that I've never played Call of Cthulu but I have read most of HP's work
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one of the things that GETS ME
daekie!
sitting myself in here b/c i am also curious 👀
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is that not only were the Shuggoths slaves of the Elder Things, but that they were like. designed to be Super Vulnerable to Telepathy, so that they could be commanded that way
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which makes me really like the idea that like. fast forward 20 million years, the artic is iced over their masters are gone the deep ones don't really care about them, they're just vibing
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and then humans just SHOW UP on boats made of WOOD with these LOUD BRAINS with PERSONALITIES and WILLPOWER
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and the shuggoths who've been aimless for so long are like. having this reflected into them. and they like it. they want more of it
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anyway. Kujen is an Evil Wizard in the style of Joseph Curwen, only he's like a thousand years old and he's been doing body snatching since like the Tang dynasty
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and Jedao One is somebody he has bound with magic for fun and evil magic experiments!!! and Jedao Two is a Shuggoth whom he has summoned or smth and uses for stuff!!! but J2 is sitting there like. absorbing J1's brainwaves of RESISTANCE and Kujen's knowledge of THIS IS HOW MAGIC WORKS
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and eventually eats him
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but also you can swap any crossover character into the Human Captive To Be Imprinted On spot
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and then he's like. hmmmmm now what oh no
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oh no How Be A Person. I Am A Person Now. I Have Anxiety
shobogan
i am both having a lot of feelings and cackling at the idea of kujen getting eaten by a shuggoth
Jay
ooooh, I LOVE that
Jay
yes, eat Kujen, BE A PERSON!
shobogan
LIVE EAT LOVE
Jay
LOL
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DELICIOUS, IN DUNGEON
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sorry i had to
Jay
J2 in Guardian (I still love the idea of poor fox yashou J1 stuck in the pillar with YZ in Guardian ;_;-)
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my knowledge remains osmotic!! however J2 as like, an assassin of the chancellor guy, maybe?
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whose kills look like brain aneurysms cause he does it with gravity powers
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but like when SW and ZYL finally find him he is like. you know, sad and emotionally abused and manipulated
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and he's probably dead scared of SW because like. OBVIOUSLY the chancellor owns him too!!!
shobogan
(And now I'm remembering X-Men 92 where Maddie just, straight up has all of Jean's memories, and doesn't know she's a clone until a traumatic reveal)
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and SW figures some things out about that guy's manipulative playbook suddenly REAL fast with a different victim that isn't him standing there
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Jedao in canon, knowing shit is Weird and J1 died 400 years ago: I'm a clone, right? that makes sense. (that doesn't make any fucking sense clones are just twins. why do you remember his old school bff) please be a clone please just be a clone
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reader, he was not
shobogan
okay the funniest thing in comics canon is maddie DOES get a few memories and mister mad science over here is just like, "that's how genetics work probably"
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Jedao: also I have a whole sense unknown to human science. that's probably nothing
shobogan
(he could not have known it was phoenix bullshit, but HE COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT IT WASN'T)
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/high five
shobogan
nineties maddie who is a psionic construct: huh. i didn't start bleeding until i thought i should. .....anyways,
Ms Properpants
I was going to suggest "Jedao in Saiyuki", but Kira already said it best: Goku and Gojyo would be asking "can we keep him pleeeease?" while Hakkai and Sanzo go "no, now put it back where you found it".
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it becomes a slightly looney tunes plot point that he can outpace jeep but none of them can see how
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he just turns up where they're going before them
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HI GUYS
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I feel like in honor of hemiola an appropriately Manga Bonkers answer is he turns into a giant snake and like, Dune Sand Worms around
Jay
LOL
daekie!
iconic.
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