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brainstew


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Nothing like having a headache the night before my birthday.

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A STAB FOR EACH YEAR I GUESS. i hope u are headache free on ur day of birth tho!!


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: 42 STABS.

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...that sounds like a wu tang track.

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ahahahaahahahahah

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THE 42 STABS OF SHAOLIN

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my headache has subsided.

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I am treating myself for my birthday by imagining Rabbit kicking Homelander in his balls.

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well, my headache really has subsided and now i can't sleep.

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lololol.

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i have lunch with my mom at noon.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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i'm close to finishing MILK FED. maybe i should just finish it since i can't sleep.

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FINISHED IT.

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i want to know if wiping your ass a special skill only few have mastered because this book mentions an unwiped ass like it's normal.

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happy birthday! i hope everyone in ur life is wiping their asses like a FREAK


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: Thank you. I pray everyone is wiping.

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i rly cannot imagine not being motivated to REMOVE THE SHIT FROM YOUR ASS???

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LIKE, SINCERELY ALIEN TO ME THAT YOU JUST. HAVE A SHITTY ASS? LIKE A BABY????

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I REALLY DON'T GET IT.

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My Barnes&Noble has a giant display of Harry Potter crap.

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: It was three big shelves worth. Meanwhile, Stephen King had an end cap.

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how is there more harry potter shit than stephen king lmfao

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who is still buying harry potter garbage

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I AM IN MAINE. KING'S HOME STATE.

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Honestly? The HP fans probably feel "safe" to love their trash in the open once again.

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There was also an annoying amount of Brandon Sanderson books. He's grown popular. He's a Mormon who claims to be progressive but still tithes 10% of his massive earnings to the Mormon church.

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I've been told I'm mean to point this out because he's autistic. (He's not.)

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even if he fucking was that is still necessary to point out

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: he also once said gay people don't need to have sex. they can just not do it! like he doesn't cheat on his wife! it's all a choice!

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churchy lady i know here once ranted to me about church leadership being transphobic and all the other phobics and how they praise trump etc and i said dont you tithe to them? and she stopped complaining lol

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weird how u are so offended as you jam money into their pockets

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ooo im so mad anyway here is 10% of my earnings keep up the good work

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Like we're told not to buy HP because the money goes to Rowling, who then passes the buck to fashy assholes.

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Why the fuck can't I complain about the damn Mormon PASSING MONEY TO THE MORMON CHURCH. WHO RUNS CAMPS THAT ABUSE GAY KIDS?

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SHOULD BE ABLE TOO

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there are so many series out there not writtenby an absolute freak

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just go fucking look!!

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But his stuff has hard magic and no sex scenes!!

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He included autistic characters! or something, idk. It's fucking annoying.

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tbh, i love when i see the meaner authors like gfm shit on sanderson because god.

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she is good at tearing into boring men.

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she is def a pro at it

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it might be that i've been reading contemporary lit written by women and queers. but i can't really understand why people seem to cling to the most boring fucking men.

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You can call me farmdaddyโฆ @thedonutdaddy is quite t...

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I found out today that R. Crumb is an admitted rapist. I-- I'm not surprised by this news.