is there anyone on my timeline NOT experiencing cramps and/or tummy hurty disease rn

i had PLANS for today, cramps >:C

knock on wood but i'm surviving ... knocks on wood again for good measure

please...... let it pass u by.......

/raises hand

nods, makes single tally mark on clipboard

for those like me who are suffering, have a beast:

a perfect beaft

my cousin's cat when i was little was a longhair tuxedo and his name was Tuxie and he was the sweetest and most affectionate guy

i wanted to take him home with me SO BAD

i am still very partial to longhair tuxedo cattes because of him