links in heeere and probably some tonight from work. i got kinda caught up so i didn't do much of anything last night. also....new blorbo....i have a problem

simon teller pls help me voice test this horrible gremlin creature

gonna throw anya somewhere too

but pls listen to time bombs it's super short, only 3 eps, and its so funny

ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴀᴛᴀɴ : also u get out this is your fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still laughing that after watching all of arcane and then just like oh hey did you listen to that tiny ass podcast

you brain was like, okay but what if this absolute menace of a man from the podcast

all these characters from this 2 season show

tiny podcast

it's always funny who our brains decide are the one

not only that but my brain went "this side character with no fucking lines from this 2 season show with a buttload of characters" and THEN went "this absolute menace of a man from this tiny podcast" like why is my brain this way

also simon on another txt meme lol

it's fun okay uwu~

it is very fun

back to scream about this gremlin. admitting he thinks his coworker is cute and he likes him at the very beginning of ep one. smh.

also simon talks like he's pushing 50 his ass is in his 30s lol

he's so. stupid. i love him

so the whole plot of time bombs is that simon is trying to break the record set for most bombs disarmed in a year, but it's NYE, and he only has six hours. and since he's fucking unhinged, he's obsessive as hell about it and PRAYING for bombs and getting mad when there aren't any

the "is there a bomb in it?" is so much funnier in audio just because of his delivery just. so hopeful for something so fucking stupid

man is just a cartoon character and uh....looks at jerry.........das my type

he's such a loser (affectionate)

the biggest fucking loser i hate him (affectionate)

simon on insomnia meme!

dealbreaker meme for simon who has so many red flags i spent like 20 mins trying to think of a thing to put lol

if only there was more room in he subject line for gets hot and bothered when having to disarm bombs

alas

so many red flags so little space