[metaphor/rp] metaphor icons on the tl... maybe i should try my hand at hulkenberg after all

spearking of hulkenberg, it was so funny talking about this game to my f1 fan bro in law

"people in the fandom love hulkenberg's fat fat ass even though she has none in canon" and then i look at his horrified face as he is forced to imagine this guy with a fat, fat ass

LMAO

i mean considering my fiance's constant 'mommy' whenever he came over and she was on screen, there's something worth simping for