if anyone would like. to rng w bilbo baggins . i have done it

pretending i dont have 4hrs left at work

I'm heading to bed Imminently but what if I throw a pigeon at him

give him the pigeon

his username is an absolute delight by the way

which sounds more fun: birb accidentally airdropped herself into lotr-land, surprise jamjar (magically locked in a closet until xyz bonding activity is achieved-flavor?), or Something Else?

movie bilbo has my heart despite everything on account of constantly being kinda Fed Up im down for that surprise jamjar flavor!