"gosh why am i so dehydrated today"

last night: 2 glasses of peach sake, 4 beers, 3 cherry bombs, 1 shot of jameson

time to become a hydrohomie

yyy i've been nursing my waterbottle today like it's attached to me

isn't it annoying that when you want to read something, you have to write it first.

i don't want to write anything that's going to take forever. i just want it to already be there for me to read!!!!!!