it is a law universally recognized that any dungeons and dragons property must contain at least 2 dungeons and at least 2 dragons

It ain’t dungeon and dragon

What if one of the dragons is an undead dragon that’s missing its bottom half

So you have like 1.5 dragons

if I said I'd give you dollars, and I gave you $1.25, would you accept that

in the original meaning each individual cell is a 'dungeon' which is why the king says 'take them to my dungeons to rot' with the plural so it's hard to fail the first part

dragon deficiency is sadly more likely

I think in the modern era, you need two distinct perilous adventure regions containing some combination of monsters and traps

dungeon inflation is real and its wrecking the adventuring economy

that's like saying that the increasing number of gold mines is wrecking the gold mining industry

dungeons are a valuable resource for adventurers

Is this why the Dungeons and Dragons campaign setting: Dark Sun, was discontinued? Because it only ever had the one dragon?

yes

what were they thinking