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WARNING FOR CSA
The Darkest Kids TV Show Ever Made
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i wasn't prepared for the titty robot.
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OH MY CHRIST, THIS GETS REALLY BAD.
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on a funnier note
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[801] My Wife vs. Ben & Jerryโs Ice Cream Lock
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rabbit is the wife.
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Cishet dude friend showed me a skeet that he said was super cringy.
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Yeah, it was a reviewer he hates asking to be included on a Bluesky starter pack.
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I pointed out that I also asked to be included on a starter pack, so... does that make me cringe?
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A STUPID FUCKER DROPPED ALAN BECAUSE HE NO LONGER WAS INTO DRAGON AGE.
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Gonna flush a 12 year friendship down the drain over a video game. Wrow.
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?????? ????
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wh????
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WHO DOES THAT
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who ends a friendship over a very mid game franchise thats been rife with issues
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: Fandom weirdos.
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She told him, "our interests no longer align."
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She had been ghosting him, and he asked if everything was okay. Since he noticed she was posting on Tumblr still.
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All Dragon Age stuff.
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Alan did say he wasn't into Dragon Age anymore, and that was around when the ghosting started.
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Like back when Veilguard was being REALLY hyped.
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Alan has moved from the sad stage to the mad stage.
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i don't blame him that's fucking baby brain behavior
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i am glad that this happened now. this lady had arranged a hangout for her and alan before all this.
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it would've blown if he'd bought the tickets and THEN she decided to be a fucking lunatic.
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oh man near miss
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sucks to have to grieve a friendship but jesus christ
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plenty of my friends have interests i don't have i literally don't understand lol
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i like the walking dead.
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you tolerate me.
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I WISH THIS WAS UNCOMMON but i have encountered this baby brain behavior before.
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its fucking baffling to me!!!! even if its not my interest i'm still hype that my friends are hype lol
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LIKE I SINCERELY ENJOY LISTENING TO FRIENDS ENTHUSE. CAUSE THEY ARE MY FRIENDS???
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IS THAT NOT WHAT A FRIEND IS
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THAT IS A FRIEND.
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my ass out here nonstop duneposting
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like i know so much random pokemon lore now thanks to alan infodumping about it.
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alan told me this ex-friend was rude about him drawing porn. hrm.
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oh BOY
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one of THOSE huh
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SHE USED TO NOT CARE. BUT GUESS SHE REACTED REALLY NEGATIVELY WHEN ALAN TRIED SHARING HIS NEW PORN COMIC.
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radicalized by the very concerning puritanical gays
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IT WONT SAVE YOU. YOU'RE STILL A GAY (I ASSUME)
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AND IF NOT THAT, STILL A WOMAN LOL
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YOU'RE STILL A QUEER, MY DEAR.
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IT WONT SAVE YOU!!!!
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like i did worry that some of alan's more puritanical fandom type friends would get after him for being friends with an old crone that likes incest.
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aka me.
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i also like homelander and i guess that's a crime.
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blah, blah, blah, he's a rapist. i might as well be in prison.
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hopefully he doesn't have to go thru this more than once, would suck if any of the others suddenly turned on him
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like clearly the dragon age isn't the REAL reason
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it's just the excuse used.
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yeah clearly
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it's a stupid fucking excuse.
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says a lot about how there's still some kind of residual shame for ending a friendship just bcuz they draw fucking pornography
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that u can just politely say oh no thank you to
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alan has sex repulsed ace friends who asked not to see his porn! politely!
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easy to do!!!
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oh. this ex-friend is cis.... hrm.