I need a hat that says “I don’t fuck republicans” to wear on my dating profile. Anyone know of some?

for fucking real dude

tormentedcorpse : RIGHT?! Like goddamn.

I try not to put negative language on my dating app profile at all, like some people say stuff like "don't ask me how my weekend was" or "I don't want to be penpals, be prepared to meet up" and those statements always kind of come across as gross to me, but man I'm tempted to put something about republicans on my profile because it's ridiculous

tormentedcorpse : it really is. And you know they couldn’t help themselves so weeding them out would be easy.

it's becoming impossible to weed them out because they are getting wise to the fact that women will not match with conservatives. at this point I don't match with anyone unless their profile specifically says liberal.

conservative? fuck no. apolitical? not for me bro. blank? you're probably conservative or apolitical.

tormentedcorpse : it’s really really awful out there.

Yeah, tormentedcorpse is right. They're already lying on their profiles bc they know their beliefs make them unfuckable. And they're proud of it, somehow. Like having to pretend to be someone you're not to get a date/get laid is a badge of honor.

Anna | Jacq : which is honestly really dang gross and ew. Ughhhhhh.