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brainstew
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I keep looking at the piece Alan did for me of Rabbit and Homelander.
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Dragon Age Origins aged like bread. What an ugly ass game.
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I tried to play the game back when it came out, and I got to the Fade and noped out. THE WHOLE GAME IS SO UGLY.
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And I feel shallow saying this. But it's ugly! Not a cool, interesting ugly.
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i played the shit out of DAO when it came out like. over 100hrs. and i could barely tell u the broad strokes lol
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EXTREMELY ugly game and also not very good lol
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: People tried cramming that game down my throat, too. Which didn't help.
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then 2 came out and they stripped what little gameplay they had out of them and continued that trend
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yeah in retrospect it benefited from there not rly being any immersive fantasy that wasnt elder scrolls
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if you wanted fantasy other than elder scrolls, you needed to bust out old games like balder's gate or jrps that came out on the ps1.
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YEP.
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i refuse to participate in 'OH BUT ITS GAY' shit either. A BAD GAME IS A BAD GAME!!!
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a gay game that doesn't let you fuck the hairy drawf. like wtf.
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Terrifier 3 (2024) - FILM FREAK CENTRAL
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Can someone do a wellness check on this guy?
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I understand where he's coming from.
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dang that article goes fucking hard. TOTALLY GET IT THO
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i hope he's ok. DONT THINK ANYONE IS PRESENTLY THO
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NOT ENJOYING HAVING TO WITNESS THE BANALITY OF EVIL DAILY AND THINK: I WONDER WHAT'S NEXT IF THIS IS NORMAL NOW
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: NO ONE IS OKAY
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i 100% understand why all my mom friends 'ignore the news' and refuse to acknowledge their privilege in being able to do so bcuz i cannot IMAGINE having a child rn
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further can't imagine choosing to have one!!! what future is there in this literal hellhole ????
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i'm scared for all the people who are going to have kids they didn't choose to have thanks to america's fucked up laws
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THAT TOO
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you have to have kids but also we will not help you with them in any way
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in fact you will be shamed & punished for not being able to take care of the child you didn't want & has probably destroyed your mind & body
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your fault for fucking, you sluts!
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remember when after roe v wade crime went down so weird ah well no correlation i'm sure
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i'm sure more children being brought up in homes where they were wanted had nothing to do with any of that
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pregnant people have a higher chance of being murdered, too.
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It fucking scares me.
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its terrifying to see freaks on x posting 'your body my choice' but i'm sure they'll just defund whoever does rape statistics
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Just found out that the Japanese version of Fatal Attraction has a different ending.
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dang this dude did an amazing writeup of both smile movies too:
Smile (2022) + Smile 2 (2024) - FILM FREAK CENTRAL
HE'S IN MY HEAD LOL
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Alex commits suicide. It looks like a homicide and dickhead cheater gets arrested for murder.
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: OH. GONNA READ THIS.
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The Fatal Attraction (1987) of Alex Forrest: A Borde...
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Video I just watched.
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ty!!
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: This review is interesting. Damn, Chaw can write. I remember the Youtbers that shrieked how Smile is grim and awful.
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smile is a very flawed film but it is SLIGHTLY better if u watch smile 2 first LOL
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like smile 2 is the refined version of what they were trying to say in the first one. STILL CLUNKY BUT I WAS LESS ROLLEYES ABOUT IT LOL
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smile 2 commits to keeping the protag as a Person and not Horror Movie Woman lol
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its a great writeup tho, SAID STUFF I HAD IN MY HEAD BUT COULDNT FORM FULLY. best kinda writing, this guy owns
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not gonna lie i rarely see dudes with good horror movie opinions lol
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they're fucking rare.
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even the RLM lads often fail to comprehend horror movies
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like if my cishet dude friend tells me i'll love a horror movie, i get wary.
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hahahahaha
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TERRIBLE TO SAY.
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I know my movie opinions aren't tight, however.
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LIKE I ENJOY MYSELF SOME TRASH.
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ITS ALLOWED!!!
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sometimes u just want some pink slime mcnuggies
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WOO, GETTING FOLLOWED MY OTHER HORROR WRITERS.
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: i love mcnuggies.
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SAME.
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OHHH A NICE FEELING I'M SURE!!!!
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i am happy to have a teensy follower count, my twitter one was insane bcuz i'd get mass follows after a sfw post and then i'd be like uugghh if i post something weird now its gonna be a PROBLEM. also i can actually filter content a bit
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not as much control as pillowfort but honestly that's been a sinking ship for awhile. IT SUCKS BUT IT JUST HAS NOT GRABBED ME
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in my old age i would rather get 3 likes from ppl i know than 1000 from randos who don't know what i'm about jkfldjklfjkf. I'M SO BAD AT BEING SUCCESSFUL
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me, a guy who is always stressed out about money: i hate making money its so stressful!
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it does help that the culture of bluesky seems to be 'we're queer adults and we're too old for the discourse.'
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: I FEEL THIS SO STRONGLY
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buy my wares.
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but also don't look at me.
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GIVE ME MONEY BUT WE MUSTN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT OR SPEAK
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yeah i'm enjoying that vibe a lot!!! we're gay & we're old & we're tired
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can we just post what we want in peace, even if its just bugs or hardcore or porn or whatever
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the discourse has gone in the same circle for decades now let's just skip it lol
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let the children have their stupid slap fights & when they're older & tired maybe they will Realize
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absolutely NOTHING fits into a Set Standard that is Totally Unproblematic, and in fact it's a good thing that's the case
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i have a friend who is still shows me twitter discourse.
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oughgh exhausting
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and i'm the master shake meme.
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i'm 30 or 40 years old and i don't need this.
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i'm to a point where if a few more of my key mutuals leave twitter i'm gonna uninstall it
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ahhahahasjkfhjkdhjkfhjkf GOD THATS SUCH A TIMELESS MEME
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IT'S SO ACCURATE
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trying to decide which fictional villain i'd be.
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i've been struggling too i'm such a lame wet blanket idek what would apply
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dr evil maybe lmfao
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LOL
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i went with alfred molina doc ock because i want to be the sexy tentacle man.
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dang excellent choice
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that man imprinted on my psyche
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THOUGHT OF ONE
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YES
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that or Lucille Bluth but ultimately lucille bluth did nothing wrong so
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SMILE FRIEND.
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HE JUST HUNGEE
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good god that thing is horrifying
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i love it
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Submissions call for Choices: An Anthology of Reprod...
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YO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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i am being seen on bluesky.
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how do i handle this
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GOOD. YOU RULE. YOU DESERVE EYEBALLS!!! KEEP THEM IN A JAR
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being perceived is awful tho, have you considered making stuff that is both cute AND offputting so ppl don't follow you jklfdjsklfjlk
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i've been loving seeing my favorite ppl quickly amass a proper following that was impossible on twitter tho I HOPE THEY ADD POLLS SOON
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it does help that i know that these are adults following me.
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I NEED POLLS.
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yeah i'm very happy that the ppl following me presently are AWARE of WHAT I'M ABOUT (BEIN A WEIRD LIL CREEP)
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not half teens who saw a fanart i did and assume i only make ONE SPECIFIC THING due to MARKETING
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there were youngins reading the rabbit died that had shit like "incest/rape fetish freaks dni" in their bios and it confused me so much
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god that shit drove me INSANE
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if u got an issue with freak shit don't interact with ME
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the relationship between inlรฉ and woundwort was pure freak shit, ppl. sorry y'all didn't notice.
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I am watching the first episode of Arcane season 2.
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Cait just diving into that classism, huh?
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Alan was approached by an author for illustrations.
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He was fretting over his prices being too high. I asked what he quoted.
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$60 per illustration.
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If this author thinks $60 per illustration is too high, they can eat it.
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60$ is WAY UNDERVALUED esp for the detail alan puts in wtf
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: I TOLD HIM THAT!!
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The VA for Ethan Winters is a MAGA chud.
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Breeding Kink Grifters
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the chat is killing this man.
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WHAT A TITLE
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SHORTY IS FLIPPIN HOLES?????
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IT KEEPS GOING.
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the drops on his soundboard lmfao
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'CREATING MORE ASMONGOLDS IN THAT HOUSE' LMFAO
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i feel so bad for these kids.
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yeah that is not a great situation, same vibe as Van Kids
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zero privacy
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lmao the chat is KILLING this man
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leave him ALONE
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i keep wanting to write a van kids story.
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but like... i wrote a family vlogging one already.
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TRUE BUT... DAMN VAN LIFE IS FUCKED UP
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IT IS.
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i lived in a camper for a time as a kid.
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while i found it fun, i was the only kid.
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i can't imagine living in a van with a herd of other kids.