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cw: work (not bad lol)
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Nothing says "you're gonna trade in that free Dominos pizza coupon today" quite like unlocking the office to find a disheveled, wild eyed nurse standing at your office door, demanding your newspaper publish a poem she wrote about the closing of the local hospital
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i opened the envelope, the poem is. SEVERAL pages long. and the opening line is "It started with milk."
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and frankly i am now going to sanitize my hands and leave that for my boss to laugh at later
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btw we have...SEVERAL more hospitals in the area, including another major one in this town, and like a dozen of those emergency centers everywhere, we aren't entirely hurting for hospitals
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so while this does suck hard for the folks losing their jobs, i...don't think it's enough to inspire -counts- seven full pages of poetry
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but whatever makes you happy i suppose
Sora
what the fuck did i just read
𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤
lmaoooo
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I COME BACK WITH SOME FUNNY NEWS
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SHE SNUCK US SOME DOCUMENTS
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i don't know why she hid it in a poem?? like just bring me the envelope and say "documents" once you get them out of the building??
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BUT WHATEVER WE GOT STUFF TO LOOK AT NOW LOL
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so, to get this straight, this woman comes in with a poem that she's using to conceal some documents so she doesn't get busted??
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I GUESS
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god working at a newspaper sounds like such a fucking trip
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in hindsight it was...actually brilliant because i suspect much like me, most people would pull out that wad of paper, take one look at the opening line of the poem, and go "fuck this" and NOT LOOK AGAIN
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so i have gone from "jesus christ this day already started with a nutbar" and modified that to "oh, okay, crazy GENIUS nutbar"
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yeah like that's some serious, like
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ingenuity
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so uh, life pro tip folks, if you want to smuggle documents somewhere, hide it in your terrible poetry lol
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smuggle documents somewhere with this ONE WEIRD TRICK
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welp i can't share what's in these things because you know, i don't want to absolutely doxx myself, but my boss has me transcribing things and ohhhhhh honey, some hospital people are about to be in TROUBLEEEEEEE
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the way i am just. in love with this wannabe poet.
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i mean i think i can say "embezzlement" i imagine no one's surprised by that. but now we can prove it lol
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so, WELP, gonna take care of that, and then see what else the day brings lol
𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤
ohhhhhhh what a queen
𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤
she's insane I love it
Sora
Sora
STILL WILD
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again i'm not doxxing myself here, but holy fuck, this hospital is going to end up on netflix.
𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤
Sora
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Season Three
yikes, but good on that nurse ???