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[Toddler in the house! This is not a drill]
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I will be referring to this toddler as Frog
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Frog is very sweet but man it's DIFFERENT 3 vs 6, which is the low end of the kids I usually see
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i am a bit Tuckered but also when reading a Dr. Seuss book Frog snuggled up with me on the couch and i might be touch starved becaue I felt some things!!
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awwww
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(Frog is my brother's boyfriend's kid, they are visiting)
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Frog has already started calling my mom grandma, and I'm shocked I didn't hear the screech of delight from four stats away
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also when we first met and I'm showing them some of the kids books
Kota
FROG
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okay the other thing is. frog's bio mom is ALSO a transman, so this kid has two dads and an uncle at this point
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Frog, 10 seconds after meeting me:
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"mom reads me a book?"
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me, very brightly: I'M AUNTIE ISABELLE 
I WOULD LOVE TO
I WOULD LOVE TO
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and Frog gives me this LOOK that was like, very clearly, 'that is FIVE SYLLABLES compared to ONE'
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Un(t)sundered
yeah, that sounds like small kids alright XD
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but we got them saying isabelle in a v cute toddler voice by the end of the night
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even though they were very confused that i might be a new person when I took my hair down
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also them pronounces goat cheese like GO CHEESE is so cute
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also goat cheese found the little like, mesh sling for Stuff under the stroller and immediately decided it was Cat Hammock
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freaking adorable
Kira🌵
oh man how cute
فك يو
i'm going to need frog stories regularly please and thank you
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frog not only sometimes speaks about themselves in the 3rd person
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but instead of using their name, calls themselves 'baby
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Boyfriend going down to get the doordash
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Frog: "baby come too?"
StupidSexyV⚠der
awwwww
StupidSexyV⚠der
cute little frog!
Jay
aaaaah, I love Frog already
Jay
an excellent toddler name! And excellent toddler stories!
Airdra
ahhhh toddlers are a riot, how cute!
Lady Stardust
awww Frog
for a price
excellent frog news
Ptriciadactyl
everything about this is adorable
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Frog was a little scared of the dark so I pulled out my galaxy lamp and they are ENTRANCED
Jay
awwwww, yay
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also one of my students today, omg
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he's one of my faves, he's back after a few months away
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3rd grader now, very ADHD, very intense prior hyperfixation on the joker
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today told me with all the dignity in the WORLD
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"I am done with DC. Now I am becoming a goth."
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i love him
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rock on little man
Kira🌵
omg. I support the tiniest goth.
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he's in a catholic school so he's gotta wear a little suit now
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he had a cravat for "Trunk or Treat" aka school parking lot trick or treating around people's cars
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also he's working on a comedy routine and he fucking GOT ME
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with
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"What did Sherlock Holmes say to the soccer player?"
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[most cheerfulest voice] THE GAME'S AFOOT
Ptriciadactyl
ha
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I cackled for like a minute
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also me trying to explain the dangers of cosmic rays to another kid with a lot of processing troubles
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"well, see, some light is poison"
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(he has made a ton of progress this year but he has HUGE cultural gaps and he was asking questions about mars)
Jay
amazing XD
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oh same hat, I was talking ionizing vs non-ionizing electromagnetic radiation with my freshmen today!
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(that Sherlock Holmes joke is so good)
StupidSexyV⚠der
BABIES! /squee