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[hsr] a friend sent me a hoyolab poast about how gepard and sunday are totally the same person and i am chewing on it. not in the way where i am considering it but chewing on it like one of these men is my blorbo and someone is wrong about him
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Gepard is normal, is the thing
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I mean, all else aside, in terms of intensity
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yeah! gepard is just. a very normal guy
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he may believe in law and order but he expresses this by being a soldier
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as opposed to by BECOMING A GOD
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YEA--
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Gepard is a man with a normal amount of familial dysfunction and a strict code of ethics
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Sunday has Real Problems
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is it because they're both blonde???
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how are they the same character. what
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gepard is so regular???
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he is really just a guy!
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it makes him much less blorbable than Sunday, but it is what it is
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like when he beat luka in the fight and sent him to the luofu. that was so like. just a regular well-adjusted man
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in D&D terms, I keep thinking, Gepard is a paladin

Sunday is (trying to be) Vecna
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when you think about it, belobog is pretty grounded
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meanwhile, something is going the fuck on on the luofu and penacony
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yeah
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no one in belobog is really deranged
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I think the xianzhou being in total control of their environment at all times is bad for them.
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except maybe cocolia I guess but that's mostly the stellaron
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i am distilling my thoughts down to this: sunday is a result of a lot of specific things happening at once to a very specific type of guy. gepard is so normal that it makes him boring
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belobog is kept to normal derangement by having Weather
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gepard has theoretical tragic backstory with that one light cone but like. we don't get any details about it?
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belobog is incredibly normal
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the person getting the Sunday treatment (parental abuse and manipulation) is Bronya and she is just SO much more down-to-earth about it compared to Sunday
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it was probably a good thing they weren't connected to the cosmos for 7 centuries tbh
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Cocolia doesn't hold a candle to Gopher in the grooming department tbh
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in some ways, the Xianzhou feels more bizarre to me because Penacony is The Land of Dreams; the wildest fucking shit is to be expected
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yeah!!!
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but also ???? yeah no. very different people....
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Hook is at the age for it
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Clara No-Shoes is the weird one
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Medli45 : I did consider saying except maybe Pitch-Dark Hook The Great but like I was deranged when I was nine too that’s just childhood
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see once the belobogians are out of survival mode is when their true weirdness can start to blossom
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i would not even consider them both blond???
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sunday has anime hair color. gepard has normal human hair color.
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and yeah echoing everyone else. the belobogians have been through a moderate amount of shit but as characters most of them are extremely stable
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sampo is there but he doesn't really count and how he got there is the only real unsolved mystery of the bog
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yeah I was so distracted by everything else that I forgot that part. sunday is. not blond
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lmao I was going to say, sampo is the weirdest one because he hasn't been in survival mode his whole life
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sampo is also deranged due to the elation even if he tried to leave the game
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Sampo is still the normalest Masked Fool we know
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I mean. low bar
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indeed
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that's why he fits in in belobog
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nd to be fair other than the fact that he wears a mask at all times, minigames guy seems... relatively normal?
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impossible to tell at this point
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team rocket guy
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like he's weird but he's belobog/space station weird as opposed to sparkle's "penacony is boring" level weird
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giovanni agrees with sampo that sparkle is too much, so
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Sampo is just such a normal guy to have
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he wants to run a bent find the lady game and sell you things that fell off the back of a truck
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other than that one scene where he talks directly to the camera he's very normal
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oh jesus christ I tried to look up that scene on youtube and is THAT what he sounds like in english???
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unfortunately yes
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why does anyone in EN fandom want to fuck this man
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this is awful
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he's so unfuckable
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I can't speak to that
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but you have to admit he's scrungly
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he does scrungle
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yeah the scrungle is the appeal i think
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I also find his face desperately unsexy unfortunately
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like as a concept, he's interesting, but then I look at him
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he is so scrungly. he wasn't interesting to me until i realized he's probably middle aged and also a very dangerous man that just chooses to act like that. i love it for him
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he has whimsy
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I found him mostly irritating until I learned he had given up his mask and now I'm like. I want to put you under a microscope what is up with you
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sparkle vc traitor. boring.
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sampo vc it's not fun unless everyone's having fun sparkle
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the fact that that interaction leaves you with the impression that fucking Sampo may be the only one who understands consent in this canon is in itself Aha-worthy hilarity
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RIGHT
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in his case it is sometimes fae consent, as cons tend to be, but he knows what it IS
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