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UPDATED MOVIE LIST
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I SAW THE TV GLOW ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
BONE TOMAHAWK ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
AS ABOVE, SO BELOW ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
IN A VIOLENT NATURE ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
TERRIFIED ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
WHEN EVIL LURKS ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
THE SUBSTANCE ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
WOLF CREEK ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
WOLF CREEK 2 ๐ŸŽƒ
RELIC ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
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My favorite movie so far is The Substance. My least favorite is Wolf Creek 2.
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Eli and I are watching Daddy's Head.
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We should burn down the English countryside. The fucking fae can't be trusted.
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WOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN A CHARACTER LOSE FAITH IN ANOTHER CHARACTER SO FAST.
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The main lady asks her friend why he's getting a divorce, and he tells her he had an affair. SHE JUST PULLS AWAY FROM HIM.
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WHICH I GET.
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LADY WHY ARE YOU KISSING THE ADULTERER
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I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE BEING DRIVEN NUTS BY A WEIRD CREATURE
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This movie is clearly about the shitty ways we deal with death and grief.
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Oh. Oh noooo.
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That was disappointing.
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DADDY'S HEAD ๐ŸŽƒ
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I have a cold.
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this sucks.
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I watched La Llorona, not the shitty American movie.
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Much better than Daddy's Head.
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LA LLORONA ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
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the internet trash i'm watching for research.
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oh man daddys head is on my list just bcuz of the name LOL
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also the director has a hobbit nam3
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THE SHUNT : the final confrontation is anticlimactic as hell.
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disappointing!! i will keep it in mind
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SUBSTANCE FIRS5
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YES. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.
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Made the mistake of checking a TV Tropes page for a horror movie.
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Cinema Sins ass bullshit.
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An analog horror "analyst" said that horror doesn't usually have protagonists.
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The people I see who fucking celebrate how they write "gross things" act like they're above watching Terrifier amuses me.
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My cishet dude friend, who recommended a book where teenagers turn into a giant penis and a serial killer STUFFS A 10-YEAR-OLD BACK UP HIS MOM'S VAGINA, insists that the Terrifier series is a shit slasher.
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He then fucking panicked when his favorite horror author agreed to write the novelization of Terrifier 2.
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Leans into the mic. I kinda like that Art breaks "slasher rules."
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fandom secret, i don't care about slashers.
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i hated scream when i saw it as a kid.
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I did like the original Nightmare on Elm Street.
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ALSO THE CISHET DUDE FRIEND DIDN'T WATCH THE MOVIES.
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ty for being the one (1) other person who doesnt give a shit about scream lol
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I gently wanted to tell Wes Craven that it was okay that he made Last House on the Left.
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He didn't need to feel guilt over it.
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THE SHUNT : Tiny bit of Shauntae lore. I first watched Scream at a slumber party I held for friends. I clocked the boyfriend as the killer early. My friends, who had all seen the movie before me, YELLED AT ME TO SHUT UP.
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ROFL WAY TO CONFIRM IT
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when i was right, one of them went YOU DIDN'T FIGURE OUT THERE WAS A SECOND KILLER!
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I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SAY IT BEFORE SINCE I WAS BEING BOOED FOR BEING RIGHT.
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stares. cishet dude friend keeps defending the rob zombie halloween movies to me.
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oh dear
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listen i enjoy mr zombies aesthetic but he did a bad job with those lol
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and 3 from hell was an absurd racist disaster. the dude mostly misses lmao
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HE DID HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES & DEVIL'S REJECTS. EXCELLENT FILMS TY MR ZOMBIE
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PLEASE STOP
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lords of salem i kind of liked?? it felt too restrained tho. his movies suffer from a chronic case of 'nobody can kiss my wife but me' also
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I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THAT I'M PAINFULLY INDIFFERENT TO ZOMBIE'S HALLOWEEN MOVIES
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omg
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he's just
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venting about strawmen in my discord chat
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lmfao
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he once vented to me how women in his writing group didn't like some of his stuff.
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this one woman claimed pussies don't get wet when aroused, which did make me go lol what.
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but then he shared with me other shit he's shared with the people in the group and i went well fuck, dude.
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ben shapiros wife in his writing group??
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no wonder women are saying stupid shit to you.
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rofl
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THE SHUNT : ASKDLFJF
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he shared a story where a woman gets a knife to the cunt. another where a teenager has a wet dream.
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i tried explaining to him that hey, women don't know you. you're a six foot cishet white dude coming in here writing about sexual violence against women and teenager's pussies. that will make women say whatever they need to say to get you to shut up.
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KINDA YEAH
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he also tried to claim that maybe the group didn't like that his teenage protagonist has agency when it comes to sex.
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and i went LOL, SHE DOESN'T. YOUR GIRL ISN'T REAL.
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FICTIONAL CHARACTERS HAVE NO AGENCY.
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...HE'S TELLING ME ROB ZOMBIE'S HALLOWEEN 2 IS GOOD.
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I DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE FIRST ONE.
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this man also insists that the exorcist is shit.
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he sure has Opinions
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he also played the first dead space with the assault riffle.
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declared the game shit.
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then when i told him try actually paying attention to how the game SCREAMS IN YOUR FACE HOW TO PLAY, he tried it again and loved it.
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he's the reasons game devs burn out lmfao
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the game has CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS and a weapon called a PLASMA CUTTER
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I KNOW
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could they be anymore clear without a pop up window telling you exactly what to do
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he was shocked when i told him i beat the original game with only the plasma cutter.
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coincidentally doom eternal had exactly that and it was so jarring and shitty that the game didn't trust me to figure out how to kill bosses lol
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and what blows is you know that was there because the play testers were bad ones.
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yeah :C
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like i've seen people shriek about yellow paint on things when it's like that's there because it works.
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the fuckers who yell about it would be the ones getting lost and declaring the game shit.
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https://images.plurk.com/3ZasnycJowcRv82cY8LH9m.jpg
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I saw this on Twitter, and I almost choked laughing.
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It takes a clown to kill a clown.
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I'm watching Cure.
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The killer is wearing the coziest looking sweater.
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Police violence bad but oh my god, this little shit deserves a beating.
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https://images.plurk.com/6W8dV7YWyyiwzbJdSSMTca.jpg
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The fucker in question.
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Every location in this movie looks worn.
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Good set dressing.
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ACAB.
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men really will do anything besides therapy.
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christ
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CURE ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ
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I might like it more after a rewatch.
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I was thinking back on the cafe scene in The Substance. That old man. How old was he really?
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Was he like Elisabeth? In his fifties?
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Super aged by his other?
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https://images.plurk.com/3yrrP5qE1hX5kIK3Dd1DHo.jpg
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A woman after my own heart.
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i feel like he must've been middle aged & worked for the company bcuz he's in a position to vet potential clients
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and looking like his other helps sell it
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but his other got out of control and he turned into a Very Old Man
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And like Elisabeth later, he couldn't go through with termination.
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i like to think the guy on the phone sighed each time elisabeth called.
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i knew i sighed when i worked in a call center.
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let me check these account notes. oh, once again, this dumbass fucker fucked with their cable box settings. yep. time to go over the same fucking instructions with them.
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i enjoyed how sinister the voice got. like there was something very malicious about Would You LIke To Stop? And Be Just You? All Alone?
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Just You. Who You Have Clearly Ruined.
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sinister but still super neutral. at no point does the voice warn her etc it just states the exact facts. you are the same person, don't forget. its just basic math. its permanent btw. we did say how to use it.
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YEAH
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definitely played into the whole beauty standards thing
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You had exact instructions.
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'oh you don't care how you look? really? sure about that? for real? ok!'
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The billboard outside the window staring Elisabeth down.
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The voice had a fae like quality to it that I enjoyed.
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OH YEAH
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EXACTLY THAT
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THERE WAS A MISCHEVIOUS QUALITY WHERE IT WAS AWARE SHE WAS BEING TRICKED BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
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SHE SIGNED UP.
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god idk why but her opening that old ass cookbook with what looked like very outdated recipes killed me lmao
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THATS YOUR PRESENT. THAT YOUR WIFE SWEARS BY. OK BRO.
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that man hasn't talked to his wife in years. i feel it.
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and she is HAPPILY living in italy lol
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if they never speak again she's fine with it
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the whole premise of the movie is that she's toast but i knew she was fully cooked when she walked into the hallway that was now totally empty with one poster and looked So Satisfied
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fuck all my other accomplishments, i'm HOT (AGAIN/STILL)
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I'M YOUNG AGAIN.
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Young and hot and I have the approval of these awful men.
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cis dude praising the rob zombie halloween movies again...
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why. of all the movies to carry a torch for lol
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I had to convince this guy to remove a "romantic scene" of a woman cleaning up her boyfriend's shit.
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Alan calls him Scat Man.
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LMFAO
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he also assumes the worst about my characters and it's funny.
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