CW: bad bad murder child on the dangerous boat
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CW: bad bad murder child on the dangerous boat
CW: bad bad murder child on the dangerous boat
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he's clever enough to look wide-eyed and scared/curious to play on hero sensibilities in a basic way but he's not preternaturally brilliant as a liar
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snowbogan
for Asmodeus AND Zerxus lmao
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bad dad/brat foil matching sets lol
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Therapist: what's your dream job
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Roger: Devil's Chihuahua
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Therapist: come again?
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Roger: you heard me
snowbogan
asmodeus like "my kid's cooler than your kid"
snowbogan
(also. that screenname oh my god, 10/10)
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truly it's my pride and joy
Ms Properpants
+ truly an inspired username
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i'm so behind on my tagins but if you're up for backtagging i desperately need shaw and roger interaction
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please smack this awful child
snowbogan
still gotta yeet zerxus at him too
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Roger sees him in the hallway wearing Team Colors and gives him a little saucy salute
snowbogan
'cool this is everything i never wanted'
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Zerxus desperately trying to warn this kid that he's in a bad bargain and Asmodeus likes to hurt people and roger is like. yeah dog. why are YOU here
snowbogan
"Ah. It's going to be a 
kind of relationship"
kind of relationship"
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"let's talk. straight up. one kid-killer to another."
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because god knows Asmodus probably drunkenly rambles about his stupid champion ALL the time
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so Roger knows enough to be targeted horrible
snowbogan
ksadl;askdla;s
snowbogan
fuck he totally does
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Asmodeus wiping away a single tear: that's my boy