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GOT MY BLOOD DRAWN.
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I had to fast for it.
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When I got home I made a big ass omelet with kale.
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Now I'm watched TERRIFIED.
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What an annoying ass ghost. This poor guy.
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W E L P.
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BURN THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD DOWN, IT'S FUCKED.
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I watched WHEN EVIL LURKS
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Demiรกn Rugna really out here like
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Both TERRIFIED and WHEN EVIL LURKS are solid ๐๐๐ films.
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Fuck, they were mean.
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I might put WHEN EVIL LURKS higher than TERRIFIED. WHEN EVIL LURKS doesn't have a jumpscare ending like TERRIFIED did.
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SILENT HILL 2 REMAKE All Cutscenes (Full Game Movie)...
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BLESS THE GAMERS. I don't have a PS5. And I don't want to spend the money on a Bloober Team game.
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I was pleasantly surprised by the Dead Space remake. Maybe I will be again with this remake.
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Modern style voice acting with the original game's Lynch-style dialogue is throwing me off.
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People shocked that the brain rewires itself with pregnancy.
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The complete drop-off in quality for Uzumaki hurts me.
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OFF TO SEE THE SUBSTANCE
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OHH ENJOY I'M SO ENVIOUS
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oh wanted to add that i went into Terrified having no idea what to expect and loved it, MAKES ME WANNA WATCH AGAIN
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i've had nothing but L's so far this Hallowed Ween
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: I LOVED THE SUBSTANCE
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I highly recommend it.
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OHHHHH I'M SO HYPE TO SEE IT
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i don't mind spoilers if u want to Enthuse
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The third act is a fucking feast of blood and tits.
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YEEHAW
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finally some good fucking food
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: I loved the monster in the end. She fucking SPITS UP A TIT ORB ONTO A STAGE IN FRONT OF HORRIFIED PEOPLE.
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And you do feel sad for her.
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what a LEGEND
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The film works in this exaggerated reality where everything is glossy, loud, and uncomfortable.
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We get closeups of men consuming things as they leer at the bodies of our leads, Elizabeth and Sue.
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There's a lot of parallels between food and bodies.
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The men are horrid and shallow save for one.
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And the film is blunt as hell, but I'm sure there's people who missed the point entirely.
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We watch a woman DESTROY herself to be beautiful and fit and up to the standards of scummy old, idiot men.
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There's times where she almost stops but she talks herself out of it.
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When she and Sue, who is her other, younger self, end up mutating into one creature, she gets attacked and beaten by men. And she just...HOSES THEM WITH BLOOD.
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ALL THE SHITTY MEN AND THE AUDIENCE WHO CONSUMED HER ARE SHOWERED IN HER BLOOD BEFORE SHE DIES.
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also props on the two leading ladies.
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this sounds INCREDIBLE i can't wait to watch it and then find out 99% of ppl missed the blatant point that seems to be in the TRAILER judging from what u are saying
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I was super pleased.
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OH, I NEED TO UPDATE MY GOOGLE DOC FOR MY NEW STORY
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at least the rent is free
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Amusing thing about the guy in the dark suit.
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One friend said he sees Gerard Way in his head for him.
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Another friend said he saw TEK KNIGHT'S ACTOR.
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I want to visit Australia, I say as I watch the first act of Wolf Creek.
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NOTHING LIKE PUKING IN A RESTAURANT BATHROOM.
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People want to fuck Mick.
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I'm watching Wolf Creek 2.
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THE FUCKING KANGAROOS
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OH MY GOD, THIS IS STUPID. I ALMOST CHOKED LAUGHING.
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IS MICK TAYLOR GIVING THIS DUDE A CITIZINSHIP QUIZ, WTF?
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this feels like a total slap in the face to the tension and horror of the first wolf creek, but i keep being entertained by this bullshit.
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WHAT A STUPID MOVIE.
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dude friend telling me the wolf creek show was good.
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hm.
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DUDE FRIEND IS LYING
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imagine wolf creek 2 but stretched out over a series and writing is even stupider
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wolf creek 1 the only good one
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australians can do some good one off horror but they cannot sustain a bit at all. hmm what should we do with this terrifying man??? idk make him say a slur this time
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dont get me wrong obviously an outback aussie is gonna be homophobic but lmao
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i watched the show premiere at an aussie comic con WITH the mick taylor actor watching with us and it was so awkward bcuz it was bombing lmfao
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: The fucking TUNNELS full of tortured bodies made me groan. Like wtf.
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SO LAME. they couldnt think of how to make a sequel so they like. made a whole new guy with an Evil Outback Lair so stupid
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i am reading a synopsis for the show and my eyes are rolling.
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This dude friend keeps trying to convince me that a book where teenagers Voltron together into the form of a giant dick has genuine moments of terror.
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i never trust cis mens opinion on horror anymore im afraid lol
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too many things are scary to them that are just a daily struggle
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He tried to use this book as an example of a novel that balances revulsion, horror, and terror well and I was lol, no.
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It was on thin ice when the protagonist compared his ex-wife's skin to leather.
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And he ends up with a sexy goth chick with a tattoo. Who has smooth, YOUNG skin.
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: Mick became the evil version of the villain from The Rescuers Down Under.
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RIGHT he just needed a goana named joanna as a pet
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JOANNA, YOU CUNT. DID YOU EAT MY SLUTS?
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i meant to write eggs but somehow my brain turned that into sluts and i just rolled with it
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KRJSDLKFJKLDJGKLJGK
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I MEAN IT IS THE EVIL VERSION SO
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MAYBE JOANNA DID EAT HIS SLUTS
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: THANK YOU FOR HUMORING ME
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Wow. Relic is a hard watch. Not because it's bad. It's good so far. Just watching the slow decline of a loved one is fucking hard.
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It might be my fear of my mom and dad declining. And me not being able to take care of them as they age. Whatever it is, it makes movies like this fucking sting.
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Okay. Grandma just said a slur. TIME TO SEND HER TO THE HOME.
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EVEN HER PISS HAS MOLD IN IT. AAAAAH.
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Fungus horror always gets me.
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Well. Good fungus horror.
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The Last of Us is such wasted potential.
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WELP. I CRIED.
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cis dude friend tried convincing me that terrifier is crap.
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it's not high cinema BUT I HAD FUN, JAN.
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Ice Nine Kills - A Work of Art (Official Music Video...
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i'm glad people are having fun with art.
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