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cw: space?? romance in space??
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Marriage proposal dining in space
Just got this in my email as a press release and there is so much Nope
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i am telling myself this is a weird media publicity stunt or something and not actually real because absolutely the fuck not
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if anyone tried to propose to me by taking me into outer fucking space i would kill us both
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never mind in a SPACE BALLOON driven by ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
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i would sooner go back in time and crawl into the Titan
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at least i know that would be instant lol
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WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD WOULD THEY PLAY "SPACE ODDITY" WHILE YOU'RE UP THERE
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yeah no I dont trust it
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I'd trust a private plane
𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤
I don't trust this
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like i just said to sora they're only missing the vision of my dead mother appearing in front of me as a trump supporter to nail every last one of my absolute worst fears
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an enclosed tiny pressurized capsule run by rich people using the lowest bidder, flying it by artificial intelligence, and being expected to respond to romance, while serving food that most definitely has not been properly held, and what is the TOILET situation
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IN SPACE
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I think there is a human pilot
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just summon goddamn cthulu to tap on the windows while we're at it
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part of what the price covers is "chef" and "pilot"
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I think the AI is just the waiter
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i don't trust anyone who thinks this is a good idea not to automate those things
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but like why the fuck would I want an AI joking with me
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i'm just imagining one of those robot readers that tells reddit stories on youtube being like "REMEMBER THAT THE IMMEDIATE VACUUM OF FREEZING DEATH IS ONLY MILLIMETERS AWAY. HA. HA HA."
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and you just KNOW someone is going to wait to hear that going up and try to hack it
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we already can't keep chatbots from turning into nazis or developing their own languages
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look. if I trusted this. and there weren't a fucking robot. I would be about it.
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i am full arched back fluffed up cat backed into a corner at it
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but I do NOT trust it, I saw what happened to titan, and I don't

I would

rather have a human being there
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than a ROBOT
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that's PROGRAMMED IMPERFECTLY TO RESPOND LIKE ONE
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like i'm scared enough when i'm in a tall enough building thinking "there is so much air between my feet and the ground"
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and this reads like you're gonna SURPRISE your fiance with it
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like i said if i was with someone and they walk me into some capsule and then they say "you're going to space!" they are going to have to deal with a goddamn werewolf going crazy in that thing right away
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like i feel like i'd be on the edge of immediately breaking up lol
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them: you're going into space!

me: https://imgs.plurk.com/QD0/wgi/3xHTC7dnvtpoaLTTQdwQ05Efv2u_lg.gif
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