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creeping back after a Further Cavalcade of disasters which I'm not even gonna get into!!!!
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and I gotta sleep asap but
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also someday the Js are gonna figure out that they love Godric in their different ways but for the exact same reasons and have a lot of new complicated emotions about it
snowbogan
sword gremlin 🔪
oh, seeing this plurk reminds me! do you mind if I drop into Jedao's inbox for Cloud to bring the security roomba he and Nico were working on for the engine room to him?
Kira🌵
awww, that's sweet
Mouth Powers
sword gremlin 🔪
o7
Kota
Oh.

Godric is constantly astonished that he has Jedao. And it's funny; he loves both Js the same, but like, the paths diverged and so now they have very different energy. And he has no complicated feelings about it
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at least one of J2s complicated feelings is gonna be, like, "SO I COULD HAVE GOTTEN HIM TO BE IN LOVE WITH ME???" followed swiftly by the realization that he actually wouldn't made that trade and would rather have Godric as his Pop, and that he doesn't totally know what to do with NOT being jealous
Ms Properpants
Jedao, when you have a husband and 5 + boyfriends on top of that, there is such a thing as being plain greedy.
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Jedao One, who has 2 husbands, a girlfriend and a half, like six more regular boyfriends/lovers now in other universes, occasionally gets 20+ clone gangbanged for his birthday, and forty children: ITS CALLED AMBITION
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LEAVE HIS SWEET RESTRAINED SHY BABY ALONE
Ms Properpants
...Impressive.
Ms Properpants
Jedao One must get up very early in the morning.
Mouth Powers
he did not sleep for 400 years while he was a ghost and he's out of practice tbh
snowbogan
gotta make up for lost time!!
Kira🌵
meanwhile Hakkai is just glad he has the sweet, restrained, shy one
Kira🌵
j1's love life would be a little too much for his insecurities....
Kota
My favorite thing is that Godric and J1 never actually slept together but the UST is sooooooooo real
Jay
Kira🌵 : it was for Fives' insecurities at first, despite Fives also being inherently Very Poly
Jay
which caught them both of guard big time
Mouth Powers
you gotta seduce a socially awkward gangly blond with messy curls and drag him home to your husband like a cat bringing dead animals back to her den justjedaothings
Jay
lol
Jay
Fives thought he was Very Secure in his personhood, until he was surrounded 24/7 by 'real' people, and every time Jedao fell for one he was sure he was more than half prepared for Jedao to dump him for them
Jay
he's very very secure about that never happening now, and just happy for the people he loves to have a much love and happiness as they can grab onto
Kira🌵
Hakkai, awkwardly confronting the fact that apparently j1 and j2 don't have THAT different taste
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they really don't
Kira🌵
this feels weird to him 8(
Kira🌵
anyway he's just going to Not think about it--
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Jedao Two was made extremely forcibly aware of it when he woke up as Jedao One's flood guess with his face on Fives' naked chest
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(this is not the only reason he's weird about Fives, but it's up there)
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STUPID NICE HOT BEEFCAKE STEPMOM
Kira🌵
poor J2...
Kira🌵
(I feel like this realization is going to be more slow burning for Hakkai, because he and Fives are not that alike, but he's going to slowly start recognizing the domestic streak)
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Hakkai has Fives' nurturing care and extreme lethal competence, Quentin's thoughtfulness, and Horseriver's jet black sense of humor and prickly pride and the sense of being wounded guilty creatures holding each other together
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physically Fives' has John's BIG SHOULDERS AND CHESTICLES
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Jedao Two honestly feels like Fives has way too much Big Friendly Dog Running All Over energy
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which is key to him matching J1's border Collie freak
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which Jedao has in a much more measured dose
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so even if not for the weird freudian situation I don't think he'd be all THAT compatible with Fives emotionally/romantically. but damn he's tall glass of meat
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(JEDAO DONT SAY IT LIKE THAT)
Kira🌵
the border collie energy is why Hakkai absolutely could not be in a relationship with J1
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Jedao, who has lived 2 years on protein slurry: what
Kira🌵
if you come on too strong with him he runs
Mouth Powers
j1/fives are are border collie 4 malamute
Kira🌵
(LOL)
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meanwhile j2 is like. parrot who uses your alexa
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exactly as too smart and exasperating and manipulative as the Collie but with a lot less running aroubd
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anyway in conclusion Jedao is gonna be awkward and reserved and unfair about fives because that's better than the risk of like??? jealousy?? but once he figures out he actually doesn't want that in any but the most superficial way he'll relax a lot and be able to just be friends with him
Kira🌵
Hakkai, who voluntarily lives with a shoulder dragon who may be sapient: parrots are fine
Mouth Powers
oh no thinking about the comfort of feeling kinship and how j1 at his root identity is a soldier and j2 at his root identity is an outcast
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but yeah the love interest fives MOST resembles is dhanneth
Kira🌵
I imagine that does not help with the awkwardness!
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indeed
Jay
LOL, I always see Fives as more of a big livestock guardian dog, like a maremma XD
Jay
and he loves his flighty little border collie
Jay
poor J2 /hugs him
Kira🌵
(also re: core identity, it's very true that Hakkai has "outcast" as his own. he really doesn't get that close to anyone who does not share that vibe)
Jay
though Fives has way too much empathy to have ever blamed J1 and hated him the way Dhanneth did, he'd have just wanted to destroy Kujen utterly >.<
Jay
J2*
Jay
it's funny, too, b/c at his base Fives' major attribute is def soldier, but on the barge there was def a huge component of outcast too it, just b/c of how he felt around natborns
snowbogan
maddie needs to slide into jedao's dms about this but has No idea how to be a Supportive Friend
snowbogan
growing back fitz's eyeballs was simple!!!
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Zerxus: don't risk yourself to save me!!!
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Kahl: no deal. stop getting stuck in hells, jackass
snowbogan
i am REFORMING HELLS, ty, it's just
snowbogan
it's just gonna take a while
snowbogan
(if i do throw asmodeus at the poor narrenschiff kahl should 100% dunk on him)
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