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[rl] kitchen nightmares
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as in. the kitchen is a nightmare
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in the last week, we have

discovered mold and leaks, so someone came in and ripped out all the cabinets and cleared the mold and then we found more leaks
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a pipe with a hole in it
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also termites who were freaking out inside the wall after they ripped the cabinet out, they have since been cleared out but man, what a day for that termite family too i guess
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and now
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the granite countertop, which is being supported by some wooden sticks and a prayer since the cabinetry that usually supports it is GONE
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well you see it is very heavy and gravity is acting upon it
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https://images.plurk.com/2LjFfbvhOM73Wx2VPJqaS1.jpg me sending this to my landlady like we can fit a whole spoon in this bitch I THINK IT'S COMING DOWN FAM
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if it was unclear that part is supposed to be sealed together and not falling apart as the countertop slowly sinks to the ground
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court 🐸
oh my god...
court 🐸
this looks like hell i'm so sorry
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holy shit the spoon picture, I'm so sorry you guys are dealing with all of this
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the handyman came to look at it, smacked it a few times to my horror, and just sort of shrugged

help
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the void 😭 https://images.plurk.com/6vqYmZ8XiScdeLeXVlt5X1.jpg
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anyway I'm mad because the contents of the kitchen being in the living room now means that I CAN'T DECORATE FOR HALLOWEEN
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I sent my mom a picture and she sent back heart eyes emoji

I don't think she knows what it means LMAO
court 🐸
LMAO YOUR MOM
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I expect she means it as sympathy and/or I love you so I just gave her a laugh-cry face and hope we understand each other lafghs
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I'm proud of her for learning how to use emojis at all hahaha
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