brainstew
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brainstew
brainstew
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Alan and I gave Maxie a bath, and we managed not to get scratched.
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He doesn't try to scratch us. He just flails like a fool.
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I know the internet will be honest with me. #DIY #ba...
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i'm sure its delicious but who makes ONE (1) cookie lol
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u aint mrs fields making a big ol cookie cake that's exactly one cookie
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one pregnant cookie.
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if u are making something and constantly going 'hmm is this weird... is this weird' yeah maybe it is a little bit
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i don't care about it but yeah its weird, especially if u make just ONE
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be popular at a baby shower probably tho
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she did end up making some for a baby shower.
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tbh, i would be chomping down on the belly first since it's a chocolate truffle.
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yeah those lindt truffles are bonkers good
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just gimme the truffle tbh
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making me do more work just to eat the truffle smh
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crack that baby open
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to get to the chocolate
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give me a plate of those fuckers and i'll eat them in front of some anti-abortion shitheads.
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hahaahahahaha
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Quinn's Ideas covered an Octavia Butler short story, Bloodchild, and it makes me want to reread the Xenogenesis trilogy.
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OOO i gotta watch that still LOVE QUINN
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literally no one is doin it like him, king of the nerds
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He covers stuff most others don't.
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he not only understands the material he has his own opinions as well, which most youtube 'nerds' do not have lol
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Most YouTube nerds repeat what the other nerds say.
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I was happy to see people discussing Blood Meridian but then I saw it was because fucking Wendigoon did a video on the book.
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AND THEY ALL SAID THE SAME SHIT AS HIM.
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Oh! She ran out the back door! ๐ค #barista
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It's A Good Life: Jerome Bixby
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Old horror.
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HAD A BIT OF A CRY TODAY.
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I am sad that Muskrat ruined Twitter.
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My mom: Be there at 2:15!
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It is 2:30
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apartheid clyde really did just destroy an entire community to sate his ego its such a fucking bummer
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he made the internet smaller and its already WAY too small
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: I miss running my CYOA threads.
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But I don't dare do them on Twitter since that cunt took over.
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yeah either they'd be tanked by the algo or choked with blue check bots etc 
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: Or scraped by AI.
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Friend coming up with insane fucking theories on how online idiots behave offline and I'm just... we don't know shit.
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GUESS IT IS TIME TO WRITE THAT HORROR STORY ABOUT A DUDE WITH AN APARTMENT BUILDING IN HIS HEAD
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: Inspired by the parasocial shit people I know have said about others online.
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BROOOO your commentary on social media is so good LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
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I'm using the protagonist of the Horror Youtuber story for it.
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I am intending on doing another draft of the Horrortube story. Since I feel it's a bit cramped in the first draft.
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Hoping to make the ending painful.
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TRYING TO CATCH THAT UNHINGED GROSS FAN SHIT AND MAKING MY OWN ASS UNCOMFORTABLE.
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TikTok ยท The Graham Norton Show
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at least the rent is free
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The Internet's Darkest Corners 5
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THE FUCKING COP IN THE FIRST STORY.
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And the FUCKING DISPATCHER.