i had the most bonkers dream about man-eating blue's clues dogs

why

literally the adorable cartoon dog Blue. but when she opens her mouth it's full of TEETH. multiple Blues. also: all of them are indestructible

I was some sort of.... monster hunter I guess?? I was like "I have encountered these before" and had a big backpack full of Gear and hunting knives lmao

the Blue dogs had invaded a school and all the kids were evacuated and lined up outside and I was like

you must get the children away from the windows

they're still too close to the building, the dogs can Sense Them and windows won't stop them

(the children all got into school buses in orderly lines don't worry)

then I had a Jurassic Park style sneaking around the school showdown with Blue

tried to squash her with something heavy but she popped back up. INDESTRUCTIBLE

It's so weird what becomes scary in dreams sometimes!!

I had a dream with seals chasing me and trying to kill me once. Seals are adorable, the puppies of the sea!

What are brains

RIGHT LMAO so bizarre

thankfully it wasn't a scary dream really more like an action dream BUT WHAT A WEIRD ANTAGONIST FOR IT

i feel like this would make Some sort of parody show lmao

It WOULD be fun as a parody show haha