i think the most heinous part is not knowing for SURE for sure if i gotta drive out there until the evening before likec an u please give me 3 days' notice
LMFAO FR normal october spookies: jason, freddie, public speaking mine: 1-75 north where all lanes converge and WATCH OUT!! if ur in that lane ur going to canada accidentally!!!
I wish I could give you my state's jury summons where you show up and no matter what happens (goes to court, gets dismissed after 1 hour, etc), you cannot be summoned for another 2 years
circuit court is a stressful half hour freeway battle and parking fuss bc u forget to bring cash and gotta download cashapp while a dude is staring at u and parking othercars and then u sit for 4 hours in one chair then 2 in a bench and tell a judge u mistrust cops while misspeaking "reuters" so he thinks ur an idiot
SPACE I HAD A GLIMMER OF HOPE but ours is like "u can get ur ass summoned as many times as we please but if u SERVED on a jury ur exempt for like 2 years" so my ass isnt exempt sobs
I have yet to get jury summoned ever in my life and it kinda scares me a little bit at this point But I would share whatever fearful cheat code I have going on with you if I could
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: the process itself is fine its mostly "sit in this lobby for 4 hours til we tell you to sit outside this courtroom for 1hr then sit in the gallery while lawyers poll people about their biases"
i thought for sure they were going to call my ass to court so i could pay a fine but uh... nope. never got anything in the mail. i read a lot of reddit posts where ppl say that more often than not, they are not going to waste their time trying to find you
this year october: jury summons
WHY????
likec an u please give me 3 days' notice
normal october spookies: jason, freddie, public speaking
mine: 1-75 north where all lanes converge and WATCH OUT!! if ur in that lane ur going to canada accidentally!!!
why is it circuit
why is it always circuit
peace, focus, eagerness to do my civic duty
where you show up and no matter what happens (goes to court, gets dismissed after 1 hour, etc), you cannot be summoned for another 2 years
but ours is like "u can get ur ass summoned as many times as we please but if u SERVED on a jury ur exempt for like 2 years"
so my ass isnt exempt sobs
IF I DIDNT HAVE TO DRIVE TO DETROIT TO DO IT!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
But I would share whatever fearful cheat code I have going on with you if I could
two books
a sketchbook
goldfish crackers
i got some cookies
fuck it if i gotta be there IM GLAMPING
it just comes outta goddamn nowhere and u gotta tokyo drift thru like 3 lanes to avoid
for one day!
not four!!!!!
they don't even pay for ur parking downtown