Gandalf to Theoden: Hobbits will go through the most harrowing of experiences and then you'll find them talking about how their meal and the stories of their parents and cousins and grandparents through nine generations like it's nbd.
Gimli: omg Legolas the caves of Helm's Deep are so beautiful I can't believe they call them caves they could get people to pay gold to see them. Legolas: I'd pay gold to not have to go into them. Gimli: No, you don't understand, let me explain to you how beautiful they are WAXES POETIC FOR LIKE 5 MIN
Legolas: Wow, I've never heard you like this. Tell you what, once this is all over, let's go on a trip. You come with me to the creepy forest and I'll go with you to the caves. Gimli: This is a big ask but I guess if it's with you I can endure the creepy forest.
Legolas: I'd pay gold to not have to go into them.
Gimli: No, you don't understand, let me explain to you how beautiful they are WAXES POETIC FOR LIKE 5 MIN
Gimli: This is a big ask but I guess if it's with you I can endure the creepy forest.