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Almost cut my finger while deboning some chicken thighs.
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BARELY MISSED IT.
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: THE COST OF PREPPING FOOD.
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anytime i have to grate ginger i end up adding a bit of myself lol
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that extra spice. skin.
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i could save time by buying thighs that already had been deboned but then i miss out on the skin.
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and they also cost extra.
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THAT EXTRA BUCK PER POUND MAKES A DIFFERENCE.
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I saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice with Alan and it was fun.
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A total fucking chaotic mess that was clearly meant to be a mini series, but I had fun.
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The debate is tonight.
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Going to watch Hasan Piker's stream.
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Rebecca Lexa, Naturalist
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this fucking fool.
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41 minutes until the debate.
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he looks so dead.
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her expressions says so much.
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trump was fucking insane.
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he screamed about haitians eating pets.
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Opens up Alan's novel document.
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and third paragraph in and i'm ready to savage it.
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inhales. this editing process is going to be interesting.
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ALMOST 700
ALMOST 700
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GOOD LUCK GODSPEED
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THIRD PARAGRAPH IN
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HOOBOY
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: kelly, he isn't even done with this yet.
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SOUNDS LIKE MAYBE HE HAS SOME EDITING TO DO UH OH WAIT ISN'T THAT YOU
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LOL I AM THE EDITOR.
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i assume you're getting a fully illustrated comic as payment for this task
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lmfao
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i am going to demand a downpayment of porn
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SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU GOING
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THROUGH UH
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ALLATHAT
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i do envy his ability to just write
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like he was going on how 'i only wrote 3k words, today'
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and i was like stfu, stephen king.
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FIRST CHAPTER'S PAYMENT.
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i need to decide.
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the payment.
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of porn.
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i am going to make alan do sentence diagrams for me.
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oh. this was 700 pages single spaced. i just double-spaced the doc to make it a quicker read and it's now 900 pages
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let's go back to single space
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I AM TAKING SEMI COLONS AWAY FROM ALAN.
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cracks knuckles. this word count is going to be greatly reduced when i'm done.
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he didn't do page breaks between chapters. okay.
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Chicken Alfredo with a twist! Would you try?
FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT WHILST YOU TOIL IN THE EDIT MINES
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: RAMEN
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EVEN CHICKEN FROM THE CAN????
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this woman is a menace how has no one in her family died
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i can feel she is trying. but she is cursed by the poor cook demons.
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i use chicken from the can in chicken salad. not... chicken alfredo.
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: ALSO THOSE NOODLES DON'T LOOK DONE
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THEY LOOK VERY CRUNCHY. and she's used meat from a package before why not in the alfredo!?
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she is trying but could she try to use seasoning beyond ramen flavor packets
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most supermarkets sell precooked chicken strips in a bag. did they all run out of them?
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WHO TAUGHT HER THIS PRISON RECIPE
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ngl i thought she was dumping tuna in there until the lady said chicken lmao. I WOULDNT PUT IT PAST HER
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tuna noodle casserole is a thing.
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like is she a vampire is that why there is never garlic
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i think she's a nurse. so that would be extra hilarious if she is.
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this is why hospitals have cafeteria staff. if they doctors and nurses cooked for the patients, they'd die.
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i feel a LITTLE bad if she's a nurse she prob isn't home a lot lol
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STILL.
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STILL!!!
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YOU CAN BUY PRE CHOPPED GARLIC.
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you can easily make it too! without lifting a knife!
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Garlic season is every season. don't let me catch yo...
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OH SHIT
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THATS GENIUS
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YEAH!!
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OH COOKING EGGS IN THE CONFIT.... OH!!!
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OH DAMN
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ty for sharing this lol
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you get chopped garlic AND a tasty infused oil in one.
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: YOU'RE WELCOME
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i'm going to train alan how to PICK A TENSE OH MY FUCK
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OH NO NOT A TENSE SWITCHER... ALAN!! SUCH TERRIBLE CRIMES!!!
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i'm reading it out loud
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and getting my tongue caught on this shit
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: tense switching. i don't know who's talking sometimes.
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i'm highlighting and commenting 'shauntae edit this later' for things
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ALAN, ARE YOU WRITING OUT ACCENTS.
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NOOOOO
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Momma makes a Classic Southern Salad ๐ฅน #joshandmomma...
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This lady can't cook but she seems sweet.
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aw she's cute lol. i would not eat that but good for her
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SHE'S TRYING AND THAT COUNTS
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I WISH SHE WOULD TRY HARDER BUT ITS NOT TOO LATE
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: SHE CAN LEARN!!
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GOT MY DOWN PAYMENT
GOT MY DOWN PAYMENT
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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alan still insists that homelander doesn't have an ass and he is only giving him one because this is a gift to me.
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does he not have eyes
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he says it's fake.
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i said it is real. antony starr has shown ass many times before.
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its real cake stop being a hater alan
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he will be a hater until he dies