Levi snorts. “How can I forget?” He picks up the glass of cider from the round rim and brings it to his lips. “Fuckin’ dog practically gave me a colonoscopy.”
Hange slams their fist on the table and cackles. “Oh, come off it, Levi! You’re fine.”
“What am I supposed to follow up with after this?” Erwin picks up the phone and shows the screen to Honeybear who is laying on the floor chewing one of his toys. It squeaks and Honeybear goes to town on it, driven by the sound of the squeak, completely ignoring Erwin.
“Ah, you don’t care.” Erwin turns back, resting his elbows on the counter as he continues to stare at Levi’s text. “Honey, this is your dad’s future. My livelihood. My happiness . You should care.” He side eyes the Bernese Mountain dog that just stops chewing his toy for a moment, gets up with his toy in mouth and leaves the kitchen.
Erwin shakes his head. His cheeks are deliciously blushed and he’s breathing heavily. “No! No, you’re perfect. Sweet queen bee, you’re more than perfect.”
Levi snorts. “How can I forget?” He picks up the glass of cider from the round rim and brings it to his lips. “Fuckin’ dog practically gave me a colonoscopy.”
Hange slams their fist on the table and cackles. “Oh, come off it, Levi! You’re fine.”
“I feel violated.”
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狗都嫌，可憐哪
什麼啦艾爾文
Levi hadn’t seen many human children but he’d never seen one with such thick eyebrows before.
笑死
Levi scoffed, “If I could ever forget those big eyebrows of yours.”
有夠喜歡里維嘲弄艾爾文的眉毛
“Hey, Scout.” He pets the horse. She knickers, stepping towards Jean. He has a way with horses and enjoys their company.
難道不是因為醬寶也是馬嗎
He would apologize to the chickens later.
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