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brainstew
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The Weaponized Incompetence Movement
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I think the husband in the first video needs to go move in with the roach girl in Japan.
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He'll either learn to clean real quick or end up being eaten by the bugs.
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"Calling limes 'green lemons.'"
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My uterus really wants me to suffer this period.
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MY TAMPON ALMOST SHOT OUT. WTF.
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I must have not put it in deep enough???
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Or my cramps are that damn strong right now.
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ABIGAIL IS FUN.
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The vampire is a mean little bitch and I love her.
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There is also a very slimy man.
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The vampire change is NASTY.
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Puking blood out with gross gurgling sounds.
THE SHUNT
a slimy man?? where???
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THE SHUNT
: The movie Abigail has a slimy bastard man in it. Played by Dan Stevens.
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His outfit gets so soaked in blood the jacket is SHINY by the end.
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Welp, the fall is here. I got my last pint of local strawberries, and they were all tiny friends. Apple time, here I come.