every once in a while I remember that Vincent's (technical) live action face is KIT HARRINGTON and I die laughing.
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
every once in a while I remember that Vincent's (technical) live action face is KIT HARRINGTON and I die laughing.
every once in a while I remember that Vincent's (technical) live action face is KIT HARRINGTON and I die laughing.
snowbogan
"what if we made vincent a sadboy love interest" sure was A Choice
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
ITS SUCH A CHOICE
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
I STARE AT IT FOREVER
فك يو
my god they look NOTHING alike, what the fuck
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
فك يو
: oh they completely rewrote his character
فك يو
not pasty nerd enough. for shame
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
made Claudia his mother instead of his sister, and made him a sad puppy love interest for Heather
Jaq
God if they had just
Jaq
stuck to the changes made in the first movie. Or IGNORED the first movie and just done a straight adaptation
Jaq
instead of doing this weird attempt to merge them that pleased no one
فك يو
sad puppy??? ? ? ??]
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
فك يو
: 
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
that is a screenshot
Jaq
or Hell. If they wanted to still do a close adaptation but only make the smallest tweaks to make it fit with the movieverse lore, it would have been easy
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
as is this
as is this
Jaq
They couldn't even do that
Jaq
because they watched the first movie years before attempting to write a script and MAYBE had a couple wikipedia tabs open
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Jaq
: oh absolutely. I literally have no idea what the fuck they thought they were doing with the second one. Like, nothing from 1 fucks much with 3
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
absolutely could have largely not fucked too much with 3
Jaq
if they wanted to do a movieverse version of 3, easiest thing: Say the cult from the first was a RIVAL CULT and the reason why they targeted Alessa is because Dahlia slept with someone from THIS CULT because they were trying to get their god born
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
though thanks to
Shell of a boy
I am now thinking of who i'd actually cast for him (and might want to just to get some more icons)
Jaq
SOLVED
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
EXACTLY there's a bunch of sects, as the rest of the damn series shows
Jaq
you can now do a near straight depiction of the third game that fits with what they changed
Jaq
[gnaws on desk]
Jaq
I genuinely love the first movie as its own thing
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
like, Cillian Murphy Scarecrow has some of the vibe
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
oh he is BABY
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
this is "just finished the first season of game of thrones" Kit Harrington
Jaq
well they had to get Jon Snow
Jaq
his dad was already in it
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Jaq
: same same. I actually rented the first movie to rewatch and I've always been very pleased with how well they actually did with it given the video game movie luck
Jaq
in one of his strangest moves against type because he didn't die
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
: oh yeah SUPER baby
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Jaq
: YES! Also Mirror Mirror : )
Shell of a boy
I am just sitting here laughing about this still, like. How do you get something that wrong?
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
I need to horrify you all some more
I need to horrify you all some more
Blitz
well. um. choices were definitely made.
snowbogan
the fact that they DID cast heather well just makes it look weirder
Nammah!
I forgot how much baby they made Vincent in the movie
Nammah!
it's so wild
Blitz
it's giving CW's Silent Hill
Nammah!
you know what would be hilarious- if they had this as a soap opera drama that could be found in the library
Nammah!
so Vincent could go "ew"
Blitz
omg yes
Shell of a boy
I was just going to say Heather looks perfect
Shell of a boy
lsksdk
Shell of a boy
Vincent squinting at it like "What is that"
Nammah!
movie night and some get kind of addicted to it like it's the new supernatural
Nammah!
"No no, this is so terrible it's good"
Blitz
Silent Hill but it's demon hunters and high school somehow
Shell of a boy
They need to find the english dub of ghost stories.
Shell of a boy
Hanna would be so into that.
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
there are some truly amazing dvds that are probably in there from when Kiryu was on the boat
Nammah!
this is just another great reason for a viewing party tbh
SᏋPH
Wow, that's when adaptions make you cry.