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GalacticBattler
Reply here and my team of highly trained wizards will check your aura for any possible issues or curses
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cobalt
hit me
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A Grinning DM
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GalacticBattler
cobalt
: your aura is 5% cursed. That’s pretty low, so any problems you are currently experiencing may just be anxiety and/capitalism
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Mountain Zu
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☆ 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ☆
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ReJenerator
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GalacticBattler
A Grinning DM
: we’re getting a 24% curse rate. That’s not at dangerous levels, but the wizard council recommends spending a day at the beach or in the park
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MaxSalsa
I'd just been meaning to have my aura read!
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Ring Racer
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GalacticBattler
Mountain Zu
: 18% curse levels but also your aura is kinda cloudy so we’re not sure if that’s entirely accurate. Consider petting your cats more to clear it up
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bird time
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GalacticBattler
☆ 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ☆
: unfortunately you’re clocking a 42% curse level, which is higher than can be explained by just ambient curse energy
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GalacticBattler
Have you angered any warlocks or gods lately
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☆ 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ☆
oh, possibly, i was recording a song that's played in a boss fight about taking someone down who wanted to be a god
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GalacticBattler
I’d suggest taking a really hot shower just in case
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GRYPHON KIIIICK
Oh snap better get curse checked
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GalacticBattler
ReJenerator
: I’m a little concerned how the numbers seem to be trending upwards. You have got a 67% curse level. You may have unintentionally angered the fae
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GalacticBattler
Keep something made of iron on you
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ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i fear no curses.
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GalacticBattler
MaxSalsa
: 31% curse level, but it looks like your aura is recovering on its own. It looks like someone tried and failed to curse you
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Princess Emily
hit me
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MaxSalsa
Ah, I'm so relieved! I did see these worrying flashes all week.
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GalacticBattler
Ring Racer
: 6% curse energy. Your aura is clear. Nothing to worry about
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GalacticBattler
bird time
: curse level 54%. We have a team working on finding the wizard who cursed you and rest assured your vengeance will be swift and thorough
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GalacticBattler
GRYPHON KIIIICK
: your aura is almost entirely opaque, so it’s hard for us to get a clear reading
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GalacticBattler
Consider eating more fruit
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bird time
Lower than I'd feared honestly
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GalacticBattler
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
: 16% cursed. Nothing that can’t be cleared up by your favorite flavor or donut
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GalacticBattler
Princess Emily
: 14%. I’m recommending you a donut too
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Princess Emily
I don't have money for a don't
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Princess Emily
don't
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Princess Emily
donut fuck you phone input
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birdzodia
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GalacticBattler
birdzodia
: 4%. You are A-OK
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birdzodia
oh bless, i needed that
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Ring Racer
Good to know. Weather sucks here and I don't need the additional bad juju of curses (since I will be working with plenty of those tomorrow
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Game Over
oh I better get myself curse checked
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Echo
It can be hard to filter out the background level of cursed that comes from living in Florida, so I figure getting a professional opinion would be good.
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izzy.vrm
hello hello
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GRYPHON KIIIICK
Oh right, I forgot to take this pirate dubloon made of Aztec gold out of my shirt pocket, try now
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Doge-lover Joja
sure, I'm down
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GalacticBattler
Game Over
: /gets the print out and stares at it for a moment, then scurries off to discuss with the wizards in urgent but hushed voices
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GalacticBattler
ahem
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GalacticBattler
....nothing to worry about!
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GalacticBattler
We’re just gonna ask you to stay overnight for observation
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GalacticBattler
Behind this blast proof barrier
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GalacticBattler
It probably won’t be necessary
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GalacticBattler
It’s just standard operating procedure for anyone over 80% cursed what did you do?
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GalacticBattler
Echo
: if we discount the Florida background radiation...5%
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Love Snake Kaja
Meow
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GalacticBattler
izzy.vrm
: 45% cursed. I recommend loud music and sushi
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GalacticBattler
Should clear most of that up
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GalacticBattler
GRYPHON KIIIICK
: that was it. You’re sitting at 41% cursed but your aura is fighting against it. I would take it easy and maybe consider eating some garlic bread
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GalacticBattler
Doge-lover Joja
: 29% cursed. A little high but within safe levels
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GalacticBattler
Love Snake Kaja
: 48% cursed, and it’s a nasty one. I’d hire a priest, shaman, or similar to make sure you don’t have demons on you
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Love Snake Kaja
...That might be the demon I ate.
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Love Snake Kaja
They attacked me first okay
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GalacticBattler
Demon flesh has to be prepared carefully. It’s full of bad mojo
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Love Snake Kaja
I'll try getting someone experienced with purification then.
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Love Snake Kaja
Getting demonized is always a pain to fix.
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GalacticBattler
Fuckin’ right?
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Doge-lover Joja
that seems accurate to me
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Game Over
aw shit