GalacticBattler
Reply here and my team of highly trained wizards will check your aura for any possible issues or curses
cobalt
hit me
A Grinning DM
GalacticBattler
cobalt
: your aura is 5% cursed. That’s pretty low, so any problems you are currently experiencing may just be anxiety and/capitalism
Mountain Zu
☆ 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ☆
ReJenerator
GalacticBattler
A Grinning DM
: we’re getting a 24% curse rate. That’s not at dangerous levels, but the wizard council recommends spending a day at the beach or in the park
MaxSalsa
I'd just been meaning to have my aura read!
Ring Racer
GalacticBattler
Mountain Zu
: 18% curse levels but also your aura is kinda cloudy so we’re not sure if that’s entirely accurate. Consider petting your cats more to clear it up
bird time
GalacticBattler
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: unfortunately you’re clocking a 42% curse level, which is higher than can be explained by just ambient curse energy
GalacticBattler
Have you angered any warlocks or gods lately
☆ 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ☆
oh, possibly, i was recording a song that's played in a boss fight about taking someone down who wanted to be a god
GalacticBattler
I’d suggest taking a really hot shower just in case
GRYPHON KIIIICK
Oh snap better get curse checked
GalacticBattler
ReJenerator
: I’m a little concerned how the numbers seem to be trending upwards. You have got a 67% curse level. You may have unintentionally angered the fae
GalacticBattler
Keep something made of iron on you
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i fear no curses.
GalacticBattler
MaxSalsa
: 31% curse level, but it looks like your aura is recovering on its own. It looks like someone tried and failed to curse you
Princess Emily
hit me
MaxSalsa
Ah, I'm so relieved! I did see these worrying flashes all week.
GalacticBattler
Ring Racer
: 6% curse energy. Your aura is clear. Nothing to worry about
GalacticBattler
bird time
: curse level 54%. We have a team working on finding the wizard who cursed you and rest assured your vengeance will be swift and thorough
GalacticBattler
GRYPHON KIIIICK
: your aura is almost entirely opaque, so it’s hard for us to get a clear reading
GalacticBattler
Consider eating more fruit
bird time
Lower than I'd feared honestly
GalacticBattler
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
: 16% cursed. Nothing that can’t be cleared up by your favorite flavor or donut
GalacticBattler
Princess Emily
: 14%. I’m recommending you a donut too
Princess Emily
I don't have money for a don't
Princess Emily
don't
Princess Emily
donut fuck you phone input
birdzodia
GalacticBattler
birdzodia
: 4%. You are A-OK
birdzodia
oh bless, i needed that
Ring Racer
Good to know. Weather sucks here and I don't need the additional bad juju of curses (since I will be working with plenty of those tomorrow 
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Game Over
oh I better get myself curse checked
Echo
It can be hard to filter out the background level of cursed that comes from living in Florida, so I figure getting a professional opinion would be good.
izzy.vrm
hello hello
GRYPHON KIIIICK
Oh right, I forgot to take this pirate dubloon made of Aztec gold out of my shirt pocket, try now
Doge-lover Joja
sure, I'm down
GalacticBattler
Game Over
: /gets the print out and stares at it for a moment, then scurries off to discuss with the wizards in urgent but hushed voices
GalacticBattler
ahem
GalacticBattler
....nothing to worry about!
GalacticBattler
We’re just gonna ask you to stay overnight for observation
GalacticBattler
Behind this blast proof barrier
GalacticBattler
It probably won’t be necessary
GalacticBattler
It’s just standard operating procedure for anyone over 80% cursed what did you do?
GalacticBattler
Echo
: if we discount the Florida background radiation...5%
Love Snake Kaja
Meow
GalacticBattler
izzy.vrm
: 45% cursed. I recommend loud music and sushi
GalacticBattler
Should clear most of that up
GalacticBattler
GRYPHON KIIIICK
: that was it. You’re sitting at 41% cursed but your aura is fighting against it. I would take it easy and maybe consider eating some garlic bread
GalacticBattler
Doge-lover Joja
: 29% cursed. A little high but within safe levels
GalacticBattler
Love Snake Kaja
: 48% cursed, and it’s a nasty one. I’d hire a priest, shaman, or similar to make sure you don’t have demons on you
Love Snake Kaja
...That might be the demon I ate.
Love Snake Kaja
They attacked me first okay
GalacticBattler
Demon flesh has to be prepared carefully. It’s full of bad mojo
Love Snake Kaja
I'll try getting someone experienced with purification then.
Love Snake Kaja
Getting demonized is always a pain to fix.
GalacticBattler
Fuckin’ right?
Doge-lover Joja
that seems accurate to me
Game Over
aw shit