Maybe it's because I'm childfree but my friends 5 year old has her family members ranked in order of favorite to least favorite and I think that's hilarious

Damn, imagine being the poor sap who has to hear a five-year-old tell you "you're my least favorite family member".

Listen I've had a five year old tell me they like me the least and honestly? That shit hurts.

i can have an adult tell me that all day and it doesn't matter. but when a kid says it I have to wonder how badly i messed up

her baby sister is her favorite and I think that's adorable

that is

but it's very five year old

I think so

lmao

yesterday my six year old gleefully said "we're the worst kids ever! we're awful!!"

they are absolutely not and we do not tell them this

awww lol

awww so long as it's with glee Ivy

what a brutal cutie