[IRL]

Shark believed to have injured 4 people in waters of...

"off South Padre Island on Fourth of July" man wtf

it's a good thing I'm too self-conscious to go swimming anymore!! I can't even remember the last time there was a shark at South Padre

I live like 40 mins away from there but as a local I also know to never go anywhere near the island on a holiday

between this and like every HEB having to recall the potato salad everyone eats on the 4th... weirdly eventful in my neck of the woods today

the hurricane in the gulf is already projected to swipe right past me fffff c'mon weather I didn't want to work on monday