Coworker "My (work program) has been acting up the past couple days. Does that have anything to do with needing an update?"
Me: -eyeing the massive internal invoice I've been entering for the past couple days- "Uh......"

Textron really be over here sending a sheet with every order that says "Right Part, Right Price, We make it easy" ... ... Ever since they bought Beechcraft pricing has hiked astronomically. Also over the past month they keep sending me the wrong parts. I have had to do 6 claims for that specific issue >.<

I feel like I should note this past month more than doubled my grand total since I started here of incorrect part type claims to them. Extra Irony: They started including this sheet with each order this past month.