Royals - ("Sad Clown With The Golden Voice") - Postm...

Morning, Plurk

Enjoy musically gifted giant clown.

THIS IS ACTUALL\Y A FUCKING PRACTICAL JOKE

THERE IS NO WAY THEY MADE A LAPTOP THIS INSUFFERABLE TO USE THROUGH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEER INCOMPETENCE.

ALSO FUCK IT I'M LEAVING THE TYPOS THIS GARBAGE-ASS COMPUTER INFLICTS ON ME IN NOW

I AM TOO PISSED

NOW I CAN'T EVEN OPEN A SECOND BRAVE WINDOW

WHICH MEANS I CAN'T EVEN PLAY VIDEOS IN THE BACKGROUND

EVEERY TIME I TRY TO ADJUST MY EXPECTATIONS LOWER THIS FUCKING CRUEL CURSE OF A DEVICE JUST GETS SHITTIER SO THAT IT STILL FAILS TO MEET THEM

I COULD SLOWLY BEAT THE INVENTOR OF THE CHROMEBOOK TO DEATH WITH MY BARE HANDS AND NOT EVEN FEEL ANYTHING EXCEPT MILD SATISFACTION

THIS MACHINE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME CRAVE VIOLENCE EVERY TIME I INTERACT WITH IT

EVEN POLITICS DON'T MANAGE THAT

It really is just remarkable how within minutes of turning this machine on I am rendered fucking RABID without fail

I have never in my life interacted with anything this universally and unfailingly terrible

I have cut people people out of my life who made me happier than this fucking machine

...yeah there was a time when I thought briefly about getting a chromebook and every time I hear anyone talk about them I'm very glad I didn't.