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[Versus Wolves spoilers] Foreshadowing is a narrative device
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vibrates out of MY FUCKING SKIN
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John gets Legend of the Galactic Heroes
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Woolie gets SILENT HILL ASCENSION
Feeling Dwarfy
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL LEARN
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WOOLIE THE LIAR FUCKING TRYING TO
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IMMEDIATELY WEASEL OUT OF IT
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ENJOY THE MERGING CEREMONY
Feeling Dwarfy
They cut to the closing theme and then cut back to them yelling at each other
Drizz
john deserves this
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WOOLIE THE LIAR RUNNING AWAY WITH FORTY PIES
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and what are pies made of?
Feeling Dwarfy
So is Ascension actually a GAME?
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Ascension is uh
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short answer: no
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long answer: not really
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they call it a interactive streaming series
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as part of Genvid's MILEs Massively Interactive Live Events
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but what that amounts to is voting on character choice (sometimes buying those choices) and the occasional QTE
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also there is (was?) a gacha element for... inane shit tbh
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a lot of it I assume doesn't exist anymore now that they've finished up
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I've watched too much of this
pepperoni oil
oh

John is going to fucking lose his mind too but it will be a good losing of his mind

this is LITERALLY the inverse of Dokapon vs Berserk
Drizz
now it's woolie's turn to brave The Withering
pepperoni oil
congratulations, woolie

did you want to make john the villain

because this is how you made john the villain
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god the fucking
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"I asked my chat why they think I'm the villain and they replied"
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"yeah woolie gives some hard ones, but you're you"
duck bastard
villain-coded
pepperoni oil
If for any reason. In the future. If anything. Ever. Happened. No one can look at me and say, "I don't understand how the game works. I don't know what's going on, I don't know the rules". We both now know. How Dokapon Kingdom works.

woolie just out here setting his own death flags
pepperoni oil
just, deadass a sith master being struck down by his apprentice moment
Feeling Dwarfy
John got his button check
duck bastard
listen, woolie might die, but i think john is losing still somehow, so
duck bastard
:v
pepperoni oil
Eh, he only loses if he doesn't like LoGH
pepperoni oil
LoGH is 100% one of those pieces of media that you either adore or can't stand because it's, like, ENTIRELY War Politics
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