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Bit of drama at work today
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So, earlier, it was decreed that we'd display Pride flags next to the American flag.
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(For those unaware, I work in a Veterans Affairs medical facility. In Florida.)
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They just got around to setting up the flag today.
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It was placed next to the American flag, then the guy I work under moved it out of the way, next to some stairs and behind a couch so that no one would notice it.
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It got moved back
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Then they sent out an officer to tell the lady who just moved it back next to the other flags that it couldn't be there because it was taller than the American flag and that's illegal.
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(It's against the federal flag code, so. Yeah. Kinda?)
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So she shortened the pole by about six inches.
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Then someone tried to move it again and got caught.
asuka brain
good for her lol
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Then they just wrapped it up and stuffed it in a corner, behind the VA flag.
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In the office, there was a lot of discussion about how it's gonna be defaced/destroyed/go missing because we got a lot of rednecks here. We did have a few offended folks come up and ask why the hell it was out there.
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let's be real, the pole could be one inch tall and people would bitch about it because their dicks are still shorter than the flag
6LilacMimeLions
so the gays can live rent-free in your head some more, that's why
Platinum
True
asuka brain
sounds like they need a safe space :V
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Then there was discussion about why Veterans only had a day while the gays got a whole pride month and a flag.
6LilacMimeLions
remember when it was illegal for veterans to get married?
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And why couldn't we just bring in a Confederate flag
6LilacMimeLions
that was a dark era
Platinum
(This from the guy who grew up in Chicago.)
Hamlet 3.3.87
fun fact: "National Military Appreciation Month" is May in the US
Hamlet 3.3.87
Veterans and still-serving military have a month, bigots just dont care to do anything for it
Platinum
Yeah, but that's not veterans, that's just the military.
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/s
6LilacMimeLions
veteran's day is also a federal holiday but the queers just get rainbow starbucks cups
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Anyway, I countered with the only Confederate flag that mattered was the big white one, and just interrupted with "big white flag" the next few times he opened his mouth until the subject shifted.
6LilacMimeLions
lol
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lmao
𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙚 ❤
Platinum
He's useless anyway.
6LilacMimeLions
Hamlet 3.3.87
my favorite is when somebody calls it the confederate flag, i just call it the "treason flag"
undead joker
MY GUY??? YOU ARE FROM CHICAGO???? YOU HAVE NO SOUTHERN DOG IN YOU TO FUCKING SPEAK OF??????
Platinum
Oh, he's Southern all right.
6LilacMimeLions
ftr: plat has a noticeable southern accent so this must have been extra funny
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He's so far Southern that he's a Cuban immigrant.
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cuban immigrants are some of the worst when it comes to this shit and i do not understand it (i say having family that are cuban immigrants)
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I'm serious about that, by the way. He's a Cuban dude who grew up in Chicago.
undead joker
(not that being a southerner is really an excuse but that just putts the cherry of absurdity on this whole thing. man is faking a heritage of shit he doesn't even have in the first place)
kaylin
I almost snorted tea down my front imagining Plat going "big white flag" while staring that dude down, lol
6LilacMimeLions
german neo-nazis fly the confederate flag at their rallies since the swastika is illegal there, you're not fooling anyone
Shard
It's not even really the flag of the Confederacy. I'm pretty sure what they call the Confederate flag is the naval ensign.
Platinum
I let a lot of things slide and bite my tongue a lot, but I ain't tolerating Confederate nonsense.
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So it's, like, double stupid.
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but yeah, that's the best possible response. proud of you, plat
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Especially not comparing it to the Pride flag.
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thankee.
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But, yeah, we'll see if that flag's still standing at the end of the week. It's going in some closet when the month is over, but the captain's like "And the bad part is that it'll be flying all month next month."
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(The original plan was to raise it under the American flag, on the same pole)
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(But the captain, the dude I'm under, put the kibosh on that and said it'd cause too much drama.)
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They had me look up the number of LGBT veterans (all I could find was a thing from the 2000 census, which. y2k attitudes towards homosexuality, folks were deffo heavily closeted then.) and ended up with about 4%
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So you know that number's inflated a bit since then
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But, yeah, this took up a solid hour and a half of the day
6LilacMimeLions
well, i can tell u i was a queer in the forces
didn't know it at the time, but hey
they obliquely threatened me with dadt anyway
6LilacMimeLions
*in 2000, i mean
Platinum
I was in right when they were talking about/repealing DADT, so.
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a good friend of mine was also closeted queer in the forces in the early 2000s. she did know, but kept her mouth closed, got discharged, and has since settled with her wife in new england
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I knew I was bi, but I kept (and still keep) my mouth shut about anything LGBT-related in my life.
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Other than supporting folks when it comes up in the office.
nihaowdy
big white flag was such a good response plat ilu
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