Who the fuck is setting off fireworks after midnight IN JUNE?!??!

Me. I did it.

It's my birthday. I can do what I wanna. Except it's not my birthday yet. I just own this whole month.

Pfft

Someone celebrating Juneteenth?

Can they celebrate it earlier? It was already dark for two hours.

Well, it didn’t start until midnight.

Then they can do it tonight before midnight.