IsekaiCheatz
As you can see from this enormous golden bang over my head, I have a quest for you if you ask me for one
Larboard
Hello quest giver, I would like a quest please
IsekaiCheatz
Larboard
: Find the Pick of Destiny.
izzy.vrs
Snake-Kun
It’s not a main story quest is it? I wanna clear out some more side quests first
IsekaiCheatz
izzy.vrs
: Fetch me 10 Tasty Mackerel.
IsekaiCheatz
Snake-Kun
: Explore Irrelevant Island.
Princess Emily
Snake-Kun
IS THIS HARD STORY PROGRESSION?
Snake-Kun
I NEED TO KNOW
IsekaiCheatz
look man it’s named Irrelevant Island, does that sound plot-critical to you
IsekaiCheatz
Princess Emily
: Protect the Princess’s Procession
Princess Emily
seduce the princess got it
IsekaiCheatz
that’s more of an optional subquest
Echo
Hello!
🍉 catipede
i would like a sub quest
IsekaiCheatz
Echo
: Escape.
IsekaiCheatz
🍉 catipede
: Try 21 flavors of ice cream.
🍉 catipede
IsekaiCheatz
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM POOR
Larboard
Okay we have a couple of copies of the Pick of Destiny available. If you give me your library card number I can request one and we'll have it for you in a couple of days.
Echo
I escaped the trap of societal convention by recognizing that it's ultimately a frequently arbitrary system not designed for the support of the unconventional, does that count?