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MY SON HAS ARRIVED!!!
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tho real talk I'm definitely waiting to get him started until after this event. let people catch up a bit.
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I'm off in like an hour and I am going to be getting his house keeping shit as ready as I can from my phone.
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
yaaaay
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but so excited for my boy to come home. I missed him over the years of dropping out of RP.
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he may not be having a good time but I will be
Blitz
Yesssss I love him
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he is ready to fuck up so much! what fun.
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....Some one please tell me I should use something other than this direct quote from Hanna's stupid mouth as his ledger blurb, "Woah, am I like- In trouble? Not that I mind, I was being pretty stupid."
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Might go with something else though Im pretty sure I can come up with something stupid and fun.
Kira🌵
oh my god that's so funny, though
Kira🌵
do it
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xD
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It's very him.
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On the same page, "I don't normally go around stripping, it was kind of a one time deal."
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Working on permissions and Hanna's medical info....
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Hanna will be avoiding the infirmary like the plague. Nothing like getting a new primary care doctor when you've got a weird ass list of pre-existing conditions.
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And of course I had to do it, because it's funny and the most truth Hanna has said from his dumb mouth
Ptriciadactyl
I'm so in favor of stupid ledger quotes. I used a Poor Unfortunate Souls quote for Ulla, because I'm the worst.
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(sidenote: she was so mad when Eiffel showed her The Little Mermaid)
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this is so good. besides, it's kind of funny to have someone try and look at the Ledger to get some kind of assistance to deal with who ever and it's just the dumbest most useless shit
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....yeah Hanna knows some lore, he can share some cool stories about mer people. don't let Disney ruin it for you Ulla
Ptriciadactyl
she was mostly mad because her canon is an origin story for Ursula set in the Shadow and Bone universe; she was definitely betrayed by a redheaded mermaid and then planned on lying in wait a generation and using her enemy's daughter as a tool for revenge.

so like, Little Mermaid if Ariel's parents had betrayed Ursula and she had good reason to be furious.
Ptriciadactyl
(if somewhat misguided in her methods for revenge)
Ptriciadactyl
Little Mermaid lacked context, okay?
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ahaha. welp. Don't hurt someone's kid to get back at them is all he's gonna say about that. not the kids fault
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parents can be a blessing and a curse tho, for real.
Ptriciadactyl
absolutely. she didn't have to give up on revenge to graduate, but she did have to stop being fine with tons of collateral damage
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that is a good thing to give up on. Hanna unintentionally causes collateral damage because he doesn't think shit through. he's not working on it, but he will be soon enough xD
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team player Hanna, share his notes and let people in on the plan. when it doesn't involve him putting himself directly in danger because he doesn't value his own safety at all, it'll be a fun journey. at least it's probably going to be obvious to anyone who knows him for like a week or two. his partner only knew him a month and he's got lots of thoughts.
Ptriciadactyl
Ulla's path to graduation was: trust at least one person, stop considering collateral damage acceptable, and want something from her life beyond revenge
Ptriciadactyl
I'm looking forward to watching Hanna.
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he makes friends easy but trusting them with things is another beast. honestly in the last game I played him I don't even think he truly bared all the details and he dated a dude for two years. it's like pulling teeth with him
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you knowing too much means you'll care enough to stop him trying to help someone at his own expense and that isn't acceptable.
فك يو
hanna!!!!!!!
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oh shit...I'm making a note to add on his permissions that he is not a vampire snack. they'd probably get super sick if they tried. REMEMBER TO ADD MAGICALLY TAINTED BLOOD TO HIS MEDICAL INFO
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SUP ID, YOU READY FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF MY DISASTER BOY?
Ptriciadactyl
trust is so hard. Ulla says it's by far the hardest thing she had to do as an inmate.
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I will totally read that after work. Just waiting on parts to be delivered then I can get after it for the day.
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Hanna has been doing shit solo since he was sixteen, major lift shift didn't do him any favors on trusting people. and it's majorly hinted that he blew up his previous support system of friends afterwards, probably because if he told them the truth about what actually happened they wouldn't believe him
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**life shift
فك يو
i am so looking forward to hanna in my life again
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the setting isn't going to inspire him to fight with as ridiculous optimism but it'll still be there. that and in retrospect wowo look at all those characterization mistakes I made 10 years ago but WHAT EVER THAT WAS THEN.
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shit don't matter when you're 22 obviously
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Hanna grew with me a bit, it's gonna be so fun
فك يو
god i can't believe that was ten years ago
فك يو
we were in our early twenties and now we're in our early thirties??? HOW
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I think I joined Ads in 2011...so I was 19. I'm going to be 32 on Sunday
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oh man. so I joined Ads originally in late 2010, and reapped Hanna in December of 2011. he was there for like 3 years. gosh.
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I'm trying to find the first thing he ever said to Vriska....
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"Its totally not fair! I've been this same height since I was fifteen. I want to grow some more."
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of course they were pitching to each other xD
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**bitching
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he almost hung up on her because she told him he was the shortest adult she'd ever met.
فك يو
that does not surprise me in the least
فك يو
i joined in late-ish 2011, not long before the move to dw... vriska was my first character
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yeah Hannas 3rd post was just before the move memorieeees
Kira🌵
God. Memories indeed...
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I looked up Hanna and Axel's first conversation and they were just being dumb, GINGER BUDDIES.
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I think Axel and Hanna came in like a week apart, if that.
Kira🌵
man, I think you're right
Kira🌵
they were both just like "this sucks! anyway..."
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I honestly thought it was hilarious that he so closely aligned himself with two characters from obnoxiously complicated canons and tried to figure that shit out. all that time spent trying to figure out troll shit and what the fuck a nobody was and how to fix it. he got nowhere with either of them.
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