It is sunny and 85 degrees outside and I once again fail to believe that summer is anyone's favorite weather. People go to the beach?? To lay out in this?? For hours?? For fun?? Sounds fake

we gotta find that shirt for you. the one that was like "ew the sun"

the sun is revolting and should only ever be visible through cloud cover

and even then it's on thin ice

The sun is a deadly laser