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people say cherish everyday, but I have to work to ruin my almost every day.

The LAST thing a PSYCHOLOGIST wants to hear from the...

心理師的病人傾訴跟有婦之夫外遇很痛苦，然後心理師發現病人是跟自己的丈夫搞外遇，但因有保密協定不能說出來，超狗血www

THE NEW WAY TO GROUND A KID

小孩被爸爸禁足不能進屋裡，因為小孩都不出門
爸爸：隨便你做啥，看要爬樹要go ding dong ditch鄰居，還是把石頭亂丟去哪都可以
小孩：可以拿石頭丟鄰居嗎

Handing my Italian brother in law “Italian items” in...

義大利人的厭惡表情真到位